I DESPISE: "Thug$", PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiKe ThIs (unless if it is to make fun of people who type like that), People who holla @ a playa on da Internet...yadada mean?, People who have any of the following tattoos: A tramp stamp (unless you fully regret it), Barbwire arm bands, your sign, Asian scripture (when your not even Asian), Fairies, Dragons...or some crap you picked out while you were at the parlor. Hipsters, Emo-F*ck Tards (and there music), Drug Addicts, 49ers, 49ers Fans (and the Patriots while I'm at it), Fundamentalists, Religious Nuts, Lies, Organized Religion, The Word "Squishy", My Computer, Jocks, People Who Can't Take A Joke, Fake Tits, Fake People, Guys Who Fake Tan, Guys Who Frost There Hair, Hippies, Clutter, Hard-Core Stoners, Cats, People Who Don't Question Everything, Metallica (yea, I said it), Anyone Who Doesn't Respect My Movie Taste, Anyone Who Isn't Enthralled By Me, Ben Affleck, People Who Talk About Britney Spears Like The Train-Wreck Matters, The People Who Told You Not To Worry About Global Warming, Enron, The Bush Cabinet, Rude Old People...(it isn't my fault your all wrinkly and bat-shit crazy), People Who Correct My Spelling And Punctuation (I have boobs...I don't need to know how to spell), Being Serious...And Most Of All...Republicans.THINGS I RESPECT: Open mindedness, Enlightenment, Anarchy, Heresy, Blasphemy, Organized Chaos, My Face, My Brain, Lewis Black, Tom Waits, Emo Philips, Acid (but not anymore...please no more), A good book, A good person, A good meal, Revolutions, History, The (idea of the) constitution (and the innocence of our fore fathers), Nice clothes, People who shower, People who worship me, People who don't worship a god...just for the sake of worshiping, My job, My friends, A fifth of Sailor Jerry's, Tattoos, Piercings, High Top Boots, A clean house...and a clean slate.THINGS I ACCEPT: I can not fly (at least for now), Politicians are tools, This world will end, I will die, Nothing is perfect, I will never have children, We will always be unfulfilled, I will never be cookie cutter...and I don't want to be.THINGS I WILL NOT ACCEPT: DALLAS COWBOYS not winning the super bowl this year, and Richard Simmons.Myspace Graphics
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