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Face and Body Squad

Ladies!, make sure your eye-brows match!

About Me

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***********************************************************T his is MY-SPACE, therefore all of the contents on my page, are my opinion....I only associate with those that are 18 and up, if you got on my list and are under 18, I guarantee, there will be no type of contact. I don't want to be on the news........ Just keep it fun and peaceful................... Before you read this, just keep in mind that I am a cool ass person and I'm fun to be with...... I don't take this MYSPACE thing seriously, like a lot of you computer nerds and silent asians... I just enjoy having fun with you fuckers ... I don't plan on meeting my future wife, my favorite singer, Shaq, Kobe, Tom Hanks, nor do i plan on meeting a fake Brooke Burke on here.... I don't plan on taking your current girlfriend away from you...and I don't plan on getting her number.... if she so happens to be on my list of friends, so fuck'n what...... you can't take her thoughts of fucking me away from her, she already thought of it... Do your chick right and put your middle finger in her booty while you hit, after that, smell your finger and put it in her face... you sick bastard! Either you are laughing right now or you are disgusted with a crooked smile on your face... Either way, I don't give a damn.. Also, don't try to copy this, steal my pics, and/or bite my style, it's been attempted, but the true players and playettes inform me about scrubs like you! Another thing, I hate when bitches put stupid shit like, "I enjoy shopping, shopping, and oh yeah, did I say shopping?" Oh my GOD.. you are the dumbest bitches on MYSPACE!***************************************************( LADIES: SKIP THIS PART) Don't read my profile if you are going hate.... Don't message me and say, "You ain't shit" or "That ain't even you I bet" or "You don't look like that right now." Okay, first of all, you're a punk, secondly you are wasting my time cuzz i don't respond to sorry ass bitches, and thirdly you can borrow and use my any of my pictures since your's are sad and you get no attention... Just enjoy my profile, I deal with a bunch of haters daily.... you are sit'n there, in front of your million dollar computer, reading this shit, and think'n of something to hate about me right now, it's sad...At this time, you are saying, ''this mother fucker thinks he's all that!" I know what you are think'n! And some percentage of you thinks I am........You still there? Stop being mad cuzz nobody reads your profile, no matter how much thought and creativity you put in to it! Nothing against you gay dudes, got all the respect for y'all, but I'm not into that humping other men stuff! Whatever makes you grown men happy, then hey, go for it...Your biological father must be proud of you! Just don't try to be added to my list, peace! Before you continue reading, I would like to let you know that you just added to the 300,00 views to my myspace page !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ********************************************************** AS FAR AS WORKING OUT & BODYBUILDING GOES........... IT'S A HOBBY..THAT'S IT.. IN THE PAST TWO YEARS.... I WON TWO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA NPC SHOWS (IN MY CLASS)- 2005 BORDER STATES AND 2006 ORANGE COUNTY - I TOOK 2ND IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA - AND I TOOK 7TH IN THE UNITED STATES OUT OF 19 OF OUR COUNTRY'S BEST. THIS YEAR WAS GREAT, I EVEN GOT A 17 PAGE SPREAD IN THE AUGUST EDITION OF MUSCLE AND FITNESS WITH JAMIE EASON (A HOT, HUMBLE, AND VERY FRIENDLY MODEL FROM TEXAS). MY GOAL IS TO HAVE FUN WITH MY HOBBY. I CAN FINALLY SAY I'VE BEEN THERE (TO NATIONALS)AND CAN TELL MY GRAND CHILDREN THAT 'THIS OLD MAN HAD ONE OF THE BEST BODIES IN THE COUNRTY AT ONE TIME'... NOT MANY GRANDPAS CAN EVER SAY THAT....I WILL DO MY BEST TO REMAIN AS HEALTHY AS I CAN FOR AS LONG AS I CAN. I AM DONE COMPETING AFTER NEXT YEAR IF I DECIDE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO GET MY MASTERS. I'M NOT FULL OF MY SELF.... I'M JUST EXCITED ABOUT WHAT I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED .... I'M HAPPY PEOPLE, BE HAPPY FOR ME.....THAT'S IT! TALK YOUR SHIT NOW!

My Interests

.. ******* .. ******* ******* .. ******* ******* *******CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! C Fitness ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: C Fitness Some bitch wrote this on Mar 2, 2006 5:29 **Hey Baby! Real beauty is not just about what the outside looks like (There is tons of guys like you in the gyms in LA). Real beauty people remember is your character (who you are on the inside). You sound like you have a lot of anger, hate and ego! It is a shame because you have a beautiful body. How is your life working for you?My Response:Life couldn't be better....Tons of guys like me? In L.A.? .(Thanks)..Lady, your opinion of beauty is your opinion and your opinion only...... there are many people that share your same opinion, but each of their own can think for themselves..... It's funny how (in your opinion), it sounds like I have a lot of issues, but you never even heard me. You again (like other self-conscious individuals) just come to the assumption that you can understand me based on my profile. How do you know it is even me......50 people stole my pics here on Myspace... It's a shame? Come on..... Bottom line here is that I never respond to people like you (People that think I care how they feel), but in this case, someone is in need of attention or even a response from time to time....Don't bother responding...You people clutter up my mailbox........On Jul 29, 2004 some chick MEGAN wrote:too much muscle is gross ..............My response: Every human has the same amount of muscles in his or her body, but the size of the muscles and how one displays them is what differs... now you on the other hand are entitled to your own opinion, and i respect that.... now back to the body, you may not be into the whole muscle building thing, and i am... it's very hard work to get your body to a very lean state, but a person of your status obviously don't know that... you may say you do, but you really don't... Muscles in general, may be gross to you, cuzz the thick layers of fat and rhino skin that covers your body doesn't show a thing... see, I bust my ass very hard to get my body the way it is and i enjoy constructing my physique.... now megan, you should try and attempt something in the fitness world and maybe you'd appreciate my body rather than make a comment to me and have me flip the script and make you think about your own health... *************** I wrote this to this fag named RAYMOND that uses my pics: im glad my hard work is helping the less fortunate, you're sad! His dumb ass wrote: is ok. i can help u when ever u need me k so bye bye n take care, n cool. This is another dumb fuck: From: Vince Date: Jan 27, 2005 09:16 PMOK OK OK i already have my own profile but i live in Chicago and i have a oldier brother that lives in cali and him and he's girl friend are breaking up and he said that see has a profile on my space and he hasn't seen it so i made a fake profile so i can spy on her and make it seem that im a guy trying to talk to her and i just want to see if she was really a stupid slut her name is she live in Newport beach cali so that's what's up so don't worry im not useing your profile to get girls i have my own profile and im look good enough to get girls and i don't care about you and your muscles like all of these guys that email your profile and ask you about how do get big muscles that shit is funny lataz*************** These are my pics here on MYSPACE. I totally understand that people are going to use them for whatever reason, but I really don't care.... It's not like they can turn in my pics as part of their portfolio or something... People nowadays here on MYSPACE are whining about people using their pics.... I know, cuzz I use to be one of them.... But when it comes down to it..... Nobody gets hurt, and if your pics are being used by someone else, just think of it as you are helping out a less fortunate person...If it bothers you that much, stop showing off and take all of your most conceited pics off the internet fucker! STOP ACTING LIKE A BITCH ! *************** This is from a retard named Rachel ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Rachel Date: Dec 24, 2004 10:54I just got done reading your about me section on your profile. I was wondering why you were an ass and declined putting me on your friends list. Now I know why. You are a conceited asshole. Just like it says I would think. You have a huge list of girls that probably have absolutely no brains and only get on here to meet guys like you. I find that the hotter a guy is and flaunts it like you do are more than likely brainless and think they are all that. Which in this case one might find very true. I guess that if you have to get .. to boost you confidence more power to you. I bet you get girls telling you how hot you are all the time. That is what caught my attention. My mistake was that I didn't read your entire profile until after I request you to be put on my friends list. Truley a mistake. I know some really hot guys that would never write about some of the shit you did. What is it that gets you to ok a friend request anyways? I bet I can guess. Are you just really shallow? I hope that you have an awesome Christmas and Happy New Year. *************** Rachel, how sad are you? **************** From a dickhead named DAVID Date: Jan 31, 2005 04:07Dood you think your soo fuckin tuff you ugly fake piece of shit, if I ever see you i would fuck your ugly grill up. Go shoot some roids in your ass, you fuckin puss. From Will ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Will Date: Apr 1, 2005 4:58 PMThat picture is just insane to me. I don't need to look like that, but it's cool you had the discipline to do that. If you want to know who the real deal is: Jesus Christ Philippians 2:11If you want to know about a Man who lived a perfect life I would be glad to share some stuff with ya. God Bless *************** From a cool guy named CODY: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Cody Date: May 17, 2005 10:15 PMyou're on my friends profile and im getting into woring out so i figured id read your site and see if you had any tips or anything... thanks for what you did provide. second id like to say its awesome you're not arrogant, but you dont take shit either. you work hard to get where you are and you dont let anyone take that from you and thats all you can do. its good to see some people out there that know what they're doing, and arent too good to tell others or help them out. take it easy man, and thanks for putting the tips on your page.

I'd like to meet:

************************************************************ Go to SHOE PALACE on ABORN in San Jose on the weekends and tell a guy named JOHN that you know me........He'll hook you up! Now, who would I like to meet? I'd like to re-meet you sorry ass people that wanted me to fail in life; you know what? I'm doing better than you thought .... and to all of those haters that still want me to fail... I'll always be one step ahead of you cunts.... i gotta give props to the ugly ass dudes out there with fine ass chicks... you slugs are doing something right to have that fine ass bitch on your arm... i see a bunch of you dorks with notches nowadays and you get more and more looks.. Who really gives a fuck if people are saying, "what the fuck!" as you walk by.... or "He must have hella money......" whatever it is, keep doing what you are doing.... even if you end up broke and your 2 minutes of fame are up......!***************************************** *ADDITIONS TO MY LIST OF FRIENDS* Take a look before you try to add yourself to my list... common sense will let you know, if you will make it or not....... It ain't discrimination, it's reality, this is MY-SPACE, not yours, bitch...... Also, if I want to add you, just hit APPROVE.... Don't be all pissed off with your EGO up in the air with your nose and message me back saying, "Do I know you?, or I'm a lezbo! or I only add my real friends not just anyone who wants to make their list of friends big...... Oh, I can't leave this shit out: 'I only add people that leave me a message'..." Oh fuck'n save it!.... Hey stupid! Who cares! I think you are hot, so I want you on my list... and you lezbos, u cunts should just check out the chicks on my list and bang yourself until you fall asleep....Everyone benefits from my profile .... MYSPACE isn't something to stress about.... your inner beauty, your beautiful heart, your intelligence, we the people on MYSPACE, can't see that shit!.... all we see is your picture and some made up shit about you....To those of you that are honest about yourselves, I have the utmost respect for you....You gotta receive credit for your own shit...To the ladies that are disgusted at what I have say and hate me, join the club.... hella whores already do..... just keep it real ...I'm out like you bitches that use Angelina Jolie's pictures! ***************************

Music:

I like a little bit of everything. If the beat is sick, I'll listen to it.....

Movies:

The Outsiders, Fast Times, Bad Boys (With Sean Penn), Pumping Iron, Beat Street, Hitch, Crash, White Chicks, A Few Good Men, You Got Served, Dodgeball, Heat, Coach Carter, Gridiron Gang, & Dumb and Dumber.... There are a few more I forgot to mention ...

Television:

Yo Momma, MTV Cribs, American Choppers, Pimp My Ride, C.S.I. Miami and Vegas, NYPD Blue, All of the Law and Orders, Kiana's Flex Appeal, and The SHIELD.

Books:

Flex Magazine, Muscle and Fitness, and The Outsiders. I know the first two aren't books, so lick my balls for reading this.....

Heroes:

My Mom, My Dad and my two older brothers, Bruce and Ronald. Special thanks to all of my grade-school teachers and college professors that kicked me down some knowledge. Thanks to my O.G. Cuzzins Pat, Jerome, and Jeff... for being there for me as a youngster and stirring me away from the evil side. Thanks to all of my boys for having my back.... There are only a few of you.... You know who you are... most of them ain't on MYSPACE...........Much love......"O"

My Blog

Vacation or travel plug!

My boy JOVEN just started his new business. If you want to take a vacation, a trip, a cruise, or if you just want to get away for a lower price than all of the other travel sites go visit his site: ww...
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:35:00 PST

GET YOUR TAXES DONE EARLY

CONTACT MY BOY NELSON MENDONCA TO GET YOUR TAXES DONE. GO TO WWW.TJOTAX.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION.
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

TOE NAILS!

Ladies! If you where flip flops or sandals in public (especially to a club)...... Make sure your toe nails are on point....... We saw some horrific paws this weekend.... All toes have to be dressed to...
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:05:00 PST

Granny Panties!

Ladies! If you still wear big drawls under your gym sweats, tight jeans, or in a skirt and someone can see your panty lines dividing your ass into 4 buns, you should be shot! That is the ugliest sight...
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Identity Theft!

Thanks to all the fellas and fellettes who told me about this cat -------> http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile &friendID=8077205&Mytoken=20050126095541 Once ag...
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cool people..............

Cool guys and girls put that their age is 69 here on MYSPACE! That is fuck'n cool! So ORIGINAL! Come on people! .......also..... when people post a picture of themselves flipping the camera off..........
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fake Boobs!

To the ladies that are cute with fake boobs: I understand you may need them to make yourself look more appealing, and that is great... Bottom line is... You are a beautiful girl with a nice rack....I...
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiot Chicks!

Many of you beautiful girls here on MYSPACE put in your I'd like to meet column: a guy that likes to have fun, is honest, is caring, loyal blah, blah, blah......... Keep in mind, all of the fat ass ne...
Posted by Face and Body Squad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST