Where do I start?
I'm perfect in my imperfections.
I like to laugh and make other people laugh.
I write but not as often as I would like to.
I have a job that a believe is sucking away my soul.
I spend my vacations following the Alice Cooper tour around to cities I've never been.
I'm my own worst enemy, I believe I sabotage myself most of the time.
I love the people I work with but sometimes I feel like I'm not really me at my job.
I've been known to sing karaoke, pole dance and drop my pants at bars. I can't turn down a dare when I'm drunk.
I recently quit smoking, but I do have my slip-ups.
I thought I was in love once and everyone who came after has been a pale imitation of her.
I'd like to find someone who reminds me nothing of her.
I still watch wrestling and cried when Ric Flair retired.
I wish my friends still lived around here, or maybe I should just move where they are.
I wish I wasn't so shy around new people.
I like to act like I don't care what people think of me, but I really do.
I am actually a Buddhist, there just isn't a temple around here for me to practice my faith.
I'm a firm believe in Karma and it's come back to bite me a few times.
I'm a proud Democrat but I don't trust Hillary. Still her husband was a pimp.
I've had some of the same friends since kindergarten, and I wouldn't give them up for the world.
Sometimes I believe too much, I try to be honest and expect to get it back in return.
Halloween is the greatest holiday ever.
People tend to either love me or hate me, but I know who I am most days.
And then there are other days.........IM.aspx?friendid=213375"
