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Anacondas...! Alive...!!!

Ich ♥ Musik...!!!

About Me


unstoppable perfect...
every 2nd and 4th thursday at happy ending

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i'm a city boy, born and raised down south (new orleans, atlanta, dallas)... i never felt at home till i left home and moved to new york... now every time i leave the city i get antsy, nervous, and terribly bored... i don't leave manhattan if i can help it... i also don't take the subway unless it's absolutely necessary... i love using parentheses and feel that all punctuation is decoration (especially ellipses [and brackets])... i drink bass and (thanks to the boys in the cinematics) vodka and coke, but my new summer obsession is blueberry and soda... i eat crap (if i eat at all) and if you haven't seen me out you don't go out enough...





My Interests

live, work, eat, sleep music (see below)... i love a good movie... everything from the godfather to amelie... i love living in new york city more than i love living... i snap pictures all over town (but my camera recently disapeared into thin air)... crazy artsy shit, and some standard almost touristy nonsense... mostly i love to photograph bands performing live... it's become a second job... a second job that doesn't pay yet (but i'm figuring that part out)... i just got my first major publication... this was in the art & leisure section of the NYTimes on 11/12...

I'd like to meet:

it would be easier to make a list of people i don't want to meet...1) webcam girls
2) god awful bands
3) god awful clubs (especially ones in cities i never visit)
4) products or services (i find it repulsive that you would think i want to be friends with a cell phone)
5) anyone (except andrew & crystal) who thinks i look like the lead singer of maroon 5...



Music:

The Blue Van/The Cinematics/Ambulance LTD./Silversun Pickups/The Decemberists/Death Cab for Cutie/The Slits/Gang of Four/Public Image LTD./Radiohead/Benevento Russo Duo/Robbers on High Street/Hot Hot Heat/Stab the Matador/Louis XIV/Postal Service/Meat Beat Manifesto/The Mekons/Benzos/Hopewell/The Brian Jonestown Massacre/The High Dials/The PRiMMS/Downtown Singapore/Post Bliss/Ben Kweller/MGMT/The Rapture/The Yeah Yeah Yeahs/editors/The Stills/The Strokes/Interpol/We are Scientists/The Upwelling/Bloc Party/The Doors/Faces/Big Black/Atari Teenage Riot/The Picture/The Rakes/The Shade/Ultramagnetic MCs/MC5/The Delta Five/Muddy Waters/The Rolling Stones/The Stone Roses/White Rose Movement/The White Stripes/Joy Division/The Fall/New Order/The Ramones/Blondie/The Clash/The Ravonettes/The Byrds/Eagles of Death Metal/Queens of the Stone Age/Queen/David Bowie/Roxy Music/Smashing Pumpkins/Nirvana/The Vaselines/The Shins/Prodigy/Nine Black Alps/Morrisey/The Smiths/The Cure/Muse/Electric Six/Modest Mouse/Clap Your Hands, Say Yeah!/!!!/Arctic Monkeys/The Monkees/The Beatles/The Rutles/The Jackson 5/Baby Huey and the Babysitters/Mel Brown/Archie Bell and the Drells/NIN/Local H/The Giraffes/The Ark/The Flaming Lips/Pretty Girls Make Graves/Bright Eyes/The Flesh/The Fever/The Faint/REM/Pavement/The Lovemakers/The Forms/The Sex Pistols/Bob Dylan/Led Zeppelin/Franz Ferdinand/The Bees/Yo Lo Tango/Death From Above 1979/Stone Temple Pilots/Rage Against the Machine/At the Drive-In/The Mars Volta/Bjork/Fiona Apple/The Organ/Teenage Prayers/Candy & the Lucky 13/Sousalves/My TV's/James Brown/Rufus Wainwright/Iggy Pop/Tom Waits/Forward Russia/120 Days/CSS/Justice/DJ Medhi/Busy P/Uffie/sebastiAn/datA/Simian Mobile Disco/CSS/Dsico/MSTRKRFT/4/Datarock/Architecture in Helsinki/Ass Ponys/Band of Horses/Bang Gang!/Be Your Own Pet/Beirut/Belle & Sebastian/Ben Kweller/Bird & Bee/Black Lips/The Blood Arm/The Blow/The Booze/Chromeo/Feist/St. Vincent/Cassiotone for the Painfully Alone/Cassettes Won't Listen/Cold War Kids/Crooked Fingers/The Coathangers/Crystal Castles/Steal Train/Tilly and the Wall/Kate Havnevik/My Brightest Diamond/The Lashes/Rocket/Yelle... you know... stuff like that...

Movies:

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room...!!! And may their first child be a masculine child... Phone's ringing, Dude... clap for alaska...! Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony... i've become divorce from the world. i've lost touch with the world... today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids... Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die... Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call... You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs... "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up... the armory. sounds so heavy, and ponderous... the arrrrmory... let me tell you what like a virgin is all about. the whole song is a metaphor for big dicks... Sonofabitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders...!!! Guns. Lots of guns... Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! SHOMER SHABBOS!

Television:

LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... The Simpsons... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... Family Guy... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... South Park... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... Seinfeld... LOST... LOST... LOST... Robot Chicken... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... The A-Team... LOST... LOST... LOST... Thundercats... LOST... LOST... LOST... LOST... and LOST...

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy... Rip It Up and Start Again (thanks Becky)... Hammer of the Gods... My Life With the Doors... The Giving Tree...

Heroes:

(refer to the music section of this page for a complete listing)

My Blog

HOLY CRAP...!!!

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST PARTY OF ALL TIME...!!!RSVP... NOW...!!!
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

pharmacuticals... seriously...!

is there a prescription medication for people who are nauseated by pharmaceutical commercials...? if so, i need it... i'm fucking sick of these things... i don't want to hear about MAOI side effects e...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:33:00 PST

you REALLY need to read this...!

so this is the low-down for next week and CMJ... thank me later... just read for now...10/9 - 1st annual L magazine nightlife awards at LOTUS...i won best DJ...! WOO HOO...! i'll be spinning with some...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

happy ending tonight... i’ll be wearing a shirt with a vagina on it... maybe...

you're just going to have to find out... UNSTOPPABLE PERFECTtonight at happy endingbroome and eldridgeno cover/241 drinks; 11-12/brief nudityelectro(clash)/indie(pop)/(blog)house/dance(rock)/new wave(...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

tennis anyone...?

so, tonight i got my first taste of professional tennis... i could just say tennis, because i'd never watched a match/game/round/whatever before in my life... so before anything else, i owe my friend ...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:29:00 PST

lewd photos... whoo damn...!

brad's pics from this past tuesday night are up on junk-mag.com and they're F*N hot...!! thanks for a great night everybody, and a great send off to our stint at the annex... yep... unfortunately thin...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST

photos from this weeks party...

they're up at junk-mag.com... get em...see you next tuesday at the annex...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

spank rock afterparty pics and upcoming events...!!

hey yo... if you weren't at lewd for the spank rock afterparty at the annex this tuesday... you f*n missed out...! and i have the pictures to prove it... our fabulous photog brad walsh has all you nee...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:17:00 PST

LEWD IS THE OFFICIAL SPANK ROCK AFTERPARTY; 5/15 AT THE ANNEX...!!!

LAST MINUTE ADDITION KIDS...!THIS WEEKS LEWD PARTY IS THE OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY FORSPANK ROCK...!!!+ a special guest set by COSMO BAKER & PASE ROCK...!!! * doors open at 10pm * YOU MUST RSVP at go...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

5/29... lewd welcomes BRAVERY & THE CINEMATICS...!!!

THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE CRAZY...!!!Tuesday May 29at the Annexlewd is proud to host the official BRAVERY/CINEMATICSafterparty...!!!no cover but you MUST RSVP at GOING.COM/lewdbraveryyou DO NOT want to ...
Posted by Anacondas...! Alive...!!! on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:28:00 PST