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Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY)

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About Me

Well imma 25 year old piercer, computer graphics/ web designer, and an EMT formerly at quality medical transport ( thats the one that used to pay the bills). Well here i am a new resident of Homosassa a.k.a. homos ass Florida. From jersey to here yeah thats a culture shock but hey im 18 hours closer to Miami. I live here with my lovely lady, my snake Dog (yeah thats his name), our dog Bocefus (thank you kenny chesney), and the turtle Sheldon. All is well here, although adjustment is taking a bit of time. Anyway im outta shit to write so anything else heres some contact info. Email/Yahoo messenger: [email protected] MSN: [email protected] .. piercedgod1982 Till later folks
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My Interests

Piercings, tattoos, anything fun and anything that involves scars and indulgence in pain and torture u know like lifetime television (television for idiots and bulldike man haters)

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented white pants and finally ended the mystery "panties or no panties". George Carlin. Hitler. Charles Manson (just awaiting his parole). Vanilla Ice (he needs a kick in the nuts). Borat (very nice, his wifes vagin hangs like sleeve of wizard). Bridgette the Midget (purely fantasy reasons I assure you).

Music:

Rock, Metal, Classic Rock, Hardcore, and of course gotta get my south on yep thats right Country

Movies:

Horror and anything sick, twisted, and demented.

Television:

WWE, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Ghost Hunters, Chris Angel Mind Freak, Sopranos, Oz, Weeds, South Park, UFC, Human Weapon.
You are Hulk Hogan!!! You lead legions of
Hulkamaniacs w/ your 24 inch pythons!!!

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Books:

mien kumph, floaters, and anything stephen king..

Heroes:

Heros are fictional beings made up to give children false hope and dilusional goals.

My Blog

strecher ride

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Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:22:00 PST

i usually dont post sappy crap like this but its true (thanks miss canelli)

Have you hugged your EMT today? What are you waiting for!Somewhere in the realm of society, located just between the security of sanity and the neurosis which precedes psychosis, there is a group of i...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

ahhh dirty jersey

I'm from New Jersey. I understand that tomorrow means a couple days When I ask for a regular coffee, it automacially comes with milk and sugar I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pi...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

ABCs of EMS

THE ABCs of EMS*ABC - Ambulate Before Carry*ABC - Airway Billing Collections*AMF-YOYO - Adios Mother F-----, You're On Your Own*A.F.U. - All F*@%! Up *AHF - Acute Hissy Fit*AQR - Ain't Quite Right*ART...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST

My god where has this been all my life just sayin what everybody is thinking

Fuck You number ONEOK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.Fuck You number TWOThere is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tr...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:22:00 PST

Hahahaha this one is why im proud of the dirty state and my dirty friends( good times fellas)

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will shine a potlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.NEW JERSEY FRIENDS:...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:55:00 PST

kiss my fat white ass

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK....But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call m...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

Damn straight bitches PROUD TO BE A WOP

I never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's your way of ...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHA Nice

23 REASONS TO DATE AN EMT~~   23. We are good with multi partners 22.Best in Rapid clothing removal 21.Always arrive with a mulit positional bed 20.Shock the socks off of u 19.We always cum ...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

SAMANTHA ( not to you michele)

Ahhhhhh children... they are a great part of our lives... but when we start acting like them well its time to take a look at ourselves... I cannot believe you sent me to your page to look at the ...
Posted by Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY) on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST