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iBIO!
Have you ever felt your heart drop into your bowels as you were certain there was something inhuman just beyond the reaches of your perifary? Something terrible, about to tear apart your jugular and snap your spine into small pieces?
umm....well anyway, this band was first imagined by Christopher Fisher, a dashingly handsome young keyboardist who dreamed of a band that mixed the new wave sound of Joy Division with the abrasive dissonance of Rites of Spring. He invited a sexy blonde named Josh Holloway to sing and some dumb fucking asshole named Jimmy Regan (no relation to Ronald ReAgan you cunts) to play guitar. They decided to ask the young hobbit Devin Sanchez to drum, reluctantly, Devin said yes. Well, Chris never showed up to any of the practices, so Melanie Letendre (oh goddamnit i don't know how to spell it) was forced (and we mean FORCED) to replace him. THEY SOUND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE JOY DIVISION OR RITES OF SPRING.
This dance-punk quartet played a couple of shows, going through a number of names such as: Origin Poletique, Yeah, Fuck Yeah, Thalydomide Flipper Babies,Where have all the do do's gone?, Justine and the Marquis de Sades and finally settled for The Daisycutters (named after a bomb used to level large areas of space for airplanes to land on during the Vietnam War). However, they knew their sound lacked something important....a bass player.
Enter Karl Crüst. Karl was dragged from his home (outside Barnes and Noble) and beaten severely. He is made to play for miniscule wages and often for 10-12 hours at a time with no breaks......and then karl ended up parting with the band because of "artistic differences" but this part of the bio was pretty fuckin cool so we did'nt delete it.
and if anyone deletes this bio i will fucking cry and then probably commit suicide by driving off the grand canyon with lots of rockets and fireworks strapped to the back of my car so it looks cool.
-jimmy
p.s. ~ Josh quit, but shhh about that, he's still playing shows with us.
