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--I'M ME, WHICH MEANS I'M MOST LIKELY NOT LIKE YOU, AND THAT'S OKAY CAUSE I HEAR YOU SUCK ANYWAYS...--

the names robyn, for those of you who care. theres lots of things i like, and even more that i don't. you probably fit in to the latter. but, i make exceptions sometimes, and if you're nice, i might not kick you in the shins and send you on your way....

I'm an english teacher in china, and i love it....but i cant wait to get home, so i can finally touch myself in my own bed again...yeah, thats right...im a bloody perv, but then again, you probably are too.. ya cant say i didnt warn you, and if you do, i'll kick you where it hurts. the shiiiins, mothafucka, the shins I love china, canada, my friends, my life, my cat, poutine, quebec, french, and beer. I also have a newfound love for kung fu. i started taking classes this week. so now i can really inflict bodily harm on those who annoy me

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE.

thats funny shit

. WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT
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My Interests

Your Page Titlei love

music,

china

my apartment (and roommate)

my friends,

family,

procrastination,

sleeping,

quatre the cat (who i miss oh so much...),

meeting new people,

reading,

wandering around and finding little restaurants and such that i didnt know were there,

watching movies,

boobs -both having and playing with...

unplanned days,

spontanious adventures,

spelling mistakes,

run on sentences,

philosophy,

psychology,

looking up new words in the dictionary,

useless information,

long, hot showers in the winter,

thunder storms,

writing useless things down, and ending up with a hundred "important" scraps of paper...

drinking

teaching

learning

rainy days,

walks on the beach,

playing in the snow,

when the leaves change colors,

the way grass smells right after its been cut,

plants that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk,

my students,

trees,

and people...

oh, and these chocolate cracker type things that im eating now....they're good

-- I DON'T LIKE

pants. i believe society as we know it could survive without 'em...and i would have to say it would make for alot more interesting conversations than "so, what about this weather we're having, eh?"...

technology..makes me look dumb...although i do it very well on my own sometimes...,

capital letters.LIKE WHEN PEOPLE WRITE LIKE THIS. or just in general...dont like 'em...

you, most likely, but aside from the obvious...

going to the store for milk,

waking up early,

not having coffee in the morning,

people who get mad at me for no reason,

people who think they're better than me(they should know that im the best...)

you

liars,

cheaters,

fakes,

sluts,

racists,

stupid people

you...i really cant stress this enough...

I'd like to meet:

Your Page Title

him

her

those people over there

them

that group of people to your left

but fuck you. you're not cool

Scorpio

You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: robyn lynn mac kinnon-priest
Birthday: 27/10/86
Birthplace: 514
Current Location: middle of nowhere, china
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde-ish
Height: 5'8 and a half
Right Handed or Left Handed: south paw, fuckers...
Your Heritage: my mother and father...haha
The Shoes You Wore Today: old school-adidas
Your Weakness: being punched in the ovaries. and kicked in the shins
Your Fears: spiders, water, and mullets
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, pepperoni and peanut butter...heh
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish here, go home, and get a job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: "kettle...coffee...smoke, piss, check email." oh, and "why the fuck am i up so bloody early?"
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: homecooked meals...
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi. or coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single...unless someone wants to accompany me? lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not sure...its written in chinese, so i dont know what it is
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: too much
Do you Swear: again, too much. fuck Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: hey, im pretty when you're drunk. thats good enough for me :-P
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: since i currently live on the other side of the world, we get along beautifully
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them
Do you play an Instrument: oh, dirty dirty thoughts...haha. i can play the trumpet...im cool like that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yessir
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not that i remember....but come to think of it, that might explain a few nights... :-S
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uhh...no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope. i dont even think i've had one in the last month
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: vomit. no. fish pee in the water.
In the past month have you been on Stage: negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: might be just over a month ago
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: smokes from sean...think thats it
Ever been Drunk: its been known to happen on occasion
Ever been called a Tease: lol...only by everyone
Ever been Beaten up: only by family...been hit by a few random cunts at the bars though...
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, i used to... then i turned 12
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory. or in the throwes of passion....scare the shit out of the lucky guy...haha
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything but milky-white (oh god, i feel horrible even thinking that...haha)
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: either or
Height: taller than me. guys shorter than me creep me out
Weight: more than me, but less than, say, a whale...
Best Clothing Style: nudist
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5?
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no apologies, no regrets

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Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
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Music:

Your Page Titlecatch 22,
streetlight manifesto,
breaking benjamin,
my daddys band,
NoFx,
afi
AC/DC
finger 11,
yellowcard
less than jake,
tiger army,
horrorpops
alley dukes
nekromantix,
the bloody irish boys,
greenday,
sublime,
bright eyes,
conflict,
the casualties,
a global threat,
pennywise,
second face,
flogging molly,
dropkick murphys,
my chemical romance,
the used,
rollerstarter,
anti-flag,
HIM,
black label society,
suburban trash
soma.....for you william :P
the defamed
...i dont know who else. lots of bands.

Movies:

boondock saints, pride and prejudice, a history of violence, the matador, i heart huckabees, hitch hikers guide to the galaxie, assault on precinct 13, meet joe black, napolian dynamite, magnolia, castaway, run lola run, serenity, almost famous, dazed and confused, any indiana jones movie, dumb and dumber, a knights tale, american history X, slc punk, the nightmare before christmas, identity, bambi, 10 things i hate about you, son-in-law, jury duty, bio-dome, in the army now, encino man, dogma, mallrats, clerks, chasing amy, swing kids, haggard, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, lilo and stitch, finding nemo, shawn of the dead, fear and loathing in las vegas (even though i watched it in french and only understood about half of it...), any cheech and chong movie, grind, meteor man...

Television:

the simpsons, greys anatomy, pretty much anything on musique plus, family guy, malcolm in the middle, seinfeld, friends, the oc, er, untold stories of the er, how its made, myth busters, yvon of the yukon, jacob two two, monster by mistake, csi, csi:miami, law & order...and lots more

theres no tv in china though. i live vicariously through dvd's

Books:

great expectations, the great gatsby, fight club, survivor, diary, Dharma punx (thanks shan!), survivor, good omens, the wasp factory, the outsiders, of human bondage, pride and prejudice, When will jesus bring the porkchops, the sword of truth series, the naked ape, on the road, junk, rule of the bone, cut, 1984, harts war, odd thomas, dharma bums, dead-eye dick...

Heroes:

The grinch, my daddy, and santa clause

My Blog

helpless daze...

if my calculations are right, and believe me, they are, because i've counted and recounted over and over, i only have 45 days left in my contract, and, subsequently, in china. that's roughly 6 weeks. ...
Posted by Display Name on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:18:00 PST

a year already?

  exactly a year ago today, i was in the air for the first time in my life, flying towards a year of adventure, fun, excitment, new culture, food, language, new people and new experiences. i...
Posted by Display Name on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:59:00 PST

alive and kicking

so, after having disappeared for the summer, im back in liuhe, back at work, and back on-line. summer was pretty uneventful, really. new people came, old people left, people broke hearts, some fo...
Posted by Display Name on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

happy?

i've been retardedly happy the past couple of weeks...and now im waiting, wondering when its all going to come crashing down at my feet, leaving me feeling helpless, lonely and miserable again.&n...
Posted by Display Name on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:08:00 PST

wrong

nothing good can ever last...but if it doesnt last, then could it be that it wasnt that good in the first place? since i've been in china, i've lost friends, lost touch with alot of people, ...
Posted by Display Name on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

groping, kicking and poking

  every time sean and i pass through the playground at school, its a race to see who gets through the doors on the other side safely first, while whoevers left behind is grabbed, hit, groped and ...
Posted by Display Name on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:49:00 PST

the mouse, and the commas, and the things...

i was amusing myself while sean slept the sleep of.....really sick people....haha...and i felt like being somewhat constructive, so self-gratification was out of the question...  anyways, i ...
Posted by Display Name on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:39:00 PST

Liuhe

so...i moved to liuhe without any problems...its pretty much everything i expected. i think i'll be alot happier here than i was in changchun....  Last night, to celebrate surviving the first wee...
Posted by Display Name on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:07:00 PST

sneaky time...

                   Ni Hao avid readers of THE blog...haha  ni hao. ni hao ma? so it seems that the da...
Posted by Display Name on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

258 Days

so theres only 258 days until my contracts done here... I've decided what i want to do when i get home, and i cant wait. I'm going to apply to university, after i finish my math that i need. I kn...
Posted by Display Name on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:12:00 PST