Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 300 employees and has the following statistics:
-30 have been accused of spousal abuse.
-9 have been arrested for fraud.
-14 have been accused of writing bad cheques.
-95 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
-4 have done time for assault.
-55 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
-12 have been arrested on drug related charges.
-16 are currently defendants in lawsuits.
-62 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.
Can you guess which organization this is?
It is the 301 MP's in the Canadian Parliament. The same group that cranks out hundred of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Terry and Deaner. FUCKIN EH!
Violent Society, 4skins, Antidote,ABH, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Blood for Blood, Crossing Chaos, Mistake, Lower Class Brats, GBH, Oi!Scouts, The Piss Offs, The Skitzos, Skinflicks, Blanks 77, Dayglo Abortions, Toughskins, Reagan Youth, The Templars, Vomit Punx, A Global Threat, One Way System, Anti-Heros, The Skeptix, Cockney Rejects, A-political, Attak, Bad Brains, Dri, The Adicts, Exploited, Conflict, Anti-Pasti, Oxymoron, Discharge, Action, F-minus, Oi Polloi, Street Troopers, Resistance 77, Blind Society, Chaos Drunk Punx, External Menace, Crux, Riot 99, Class, Mau Maus, Major Accident, English Dogs, Cocksparrer, Behind Enemy Lines, Aus-Rotten, Litmus Green, The Virus, Circle Jerks, Funeral Dress, Oxblood,The Defects, The Posers, Chaos U.K, Armed and Hammered, Career Soldiers, No Cash, Krum Bums, Faction, The Business, Macc Lads Nekromantix, The Quakes, Koffin Kats, Demented Are Go, Neuraxis, Cryptopsy, Ion Dissonance, Quo Vadis, Death, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Slipknot etc..
Night, Dawn, Day and Land of the Dead, Dead Alive, 28 Days Later, Return of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Natural Born Killers, A Clockwork Orange, Resivoir Dogs, 4 Rooms, Mall Rats, Clerks, Fubar,"The Dead Hate the Living" that movie is so bad it's worth watching
Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys
Im not illiterate but im getting there.