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Oliver

Repent all your sin!!

About Me

Before Adding Me
If you don't send me a message before adding me and I don't already know you, then, 1) you haven't read this, 2) you're a moron, 3) I will most likely just deny you.
If you are a band and I don't know any of the members personally, you will not be added.
I am not interested in reading your blogs if we're not already MyFriends, so don't invite me to do so.
I don't want any images in my comment section. No graphics, no pictures, no cute little animations, no videos. And if you're going to add a link, use html. I don't want URL gibberish.
I'm trying to keep my number of MyFriends low. I'm not interesting in accumulating losers who litter my bulletin space.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ -_-_-_- -Jya... this, the fourth month capitant of the first year maker of the six years expirant.
Who am I?
We're trick-or-treating in a world that's run out of candy, and the tricks are nuclear. More warfare, anyone? Yes, please, I'll take an escalating conflict with a side of biochemical weaponry. This does not frustrate me. (Friday, April 6th 2007)
I'm everyone, don't you know? I've decided to resume. If you're not comfortable with the use of that verb intransitively, consider it the opposite of resignation.
I'm here to save you. It's okay now. Fall into my arms. (Wednesday, November 29th 2006)
The world is filled with holy light. The planet is our jewel. I share with people who know these truths. Happiness is within your reach. I would like to suffer myself to prevent pain in you. I don't understand why some people have deserted me (I don't understand how I could have behaved this way). My life is crystalized in memories. The past haunts me. There are too many loose ends. Here, I am creating even more. But I don't mind. Go ahead and breed conflict in the interweb. I'm not fighting anyone off anymore. I won't allow hatred in my heart. I know I'll continue hurting people, and no one is stopping me. Is this me? (Saturday, November 18th 2006)
(The word interweb is used by permission of Teh L Rindy .)
In one word, Meghan has defined me as layered.
In one word, Panda has defined me as multi-grained.
Once, Corey called me a radioactive blue jay.
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Things I Believe In
*Words matter. They matter so, so much.
*Cleanliness is next to godliness.
*Love at first sight.
*Fashion is a statement, style is an attribute.
*Most likely, I think I am better than you. Most likely, I am right.
*Money is never a reason. Find something else to justify action and/or inaction.
*Universal truths.
*People rarely change, but they do grow.
*Reciprocity.
*The customer is almost always wrong.
*Vampires, werewolves, and kings,
Unicorns, nymphs, and mountains that move.
Things I Can't Get Enough Of:
Ice Cream
Rain
Snowflakes
Storms
Sleep
Kisses
Hugs
Speaking Japanese
Carrying [light] people on my back.
Shopping
Things I Do:
-List things, quite obviously.
-Subscribe to all of my MyFriends' blogs because I am genuinely interested in their lives.
-Unfriend people with too many stupid and/or annoying blogs or bulletins.
-Expect comments.
-Think that you don't like me. : (
-Dance and, somehow, by sheer talent, always look like an idiot.
-Itsumo sagasu.
-Hold people's hands.
Pet Peeves:
-People who swear incessantly.
-People who read but don't comment blogs.
-People who say "what's up" or any variation of it.
-People who think that having pets is a license to having a stinky home.
-People who don't use precise words, and then have the nerve to complain that I don't know what they mean.
-People who don't use appropriate punctuation or, worse, none at all.
-Intransigence.
-I am disgusted by people who litter.
Ineffable Nasties
-Flipflops and sandals.
-Pickled things.
-Cigarettes and their smoke, things that smell of their smoke, and people who smell of them as well.
Things I Oppose
-Cruelty.
-Recreational drugs. ("If you really want to fly, just give your love and arms a try." -Love Inc.)
-Hunting for pleasure.
-Gender polarization.
-Improper speech and straying too far from prescriptive grammar rules.
-Copyright Infringement
I Support:
-The Human Rights Campaign
- Paris Hilton
-Suicide
-Emo Kids
-Royalty & Nobility ("A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king." -Herodotus)
-Androgyny
-Stem cell research
- Start Today , for spreading happiness.
-Standardised English (Queen's English)
-Sex-reassignment
-Eugenics
Things That Are Important
-Ice Cream
-Snow
-Celluphones
-Music
-Words ("Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world." -The Buddha.)
-Hugs
(The word celluphone is used by permission of Teh L Rindy .)
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My Interests

Olivercotton is my scent.

I've received a Certificate of Achievement .

There's traffic in my mind, unbeknownst to you but obvious to me, the looming threat of intensity.

My heart is intrepid and my mind undaunted.

I am a Cartoon Hero.

I feed squirrels. Or, rather, they come and take my food.

I like vagabonding in the snow.
I love spinning. Won't you play with me?

I am speech writer to Jesus .

I am pie.

I would vote for Oprah as World President. If it had to be democracy, that is.

You haven't heard me scream, have you? Thought so. Nobody hears me anymore. It's alright; I've lost all feeling in this- what exactly is this? Well, you've been forewarned: I do not like fish! I will not eat it, I will not.

I'd like to meet:

If you're breaking, please let it show.
If you're raptured, please let me know.

Someone who can walk with me and whisper why.
People who know, people who believe.
People who want to die, people who want to live.
People who expect everything from me, people who expect nothing from me.

I'm here for you.

You're intelligent, clever, and affectionate. You're the one I want to meet, of course. You should run, take a bus, take a plane, or take a train. Wait, no hitchhiking. I want all of you, in one piece.

Some of my friends.
I have these friends.

Meghan

Panda

Lacey

Jonathan

Debra

Corey

Sophie

Wendy-Elizabeth

Lori

Gabi/Lawren

Brendan

Zachary

The Line Divisor of Activity

Tania

Candice

Charlotte

Robyn

Jennifer

Danielle

Vanessa

Benjamin

Nick

Judy

Mikey

Katie

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Music:

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These are my favourite bands:
1. Aqua
2. Shakespear's Sister

There are my favourite singers:
1. Sophie Ellis-Bextor
2. Lene
3. Jann Arden
4. Madonna (attended)
5. Gwen Stefani
6. Alanis Morissette

These I adore:
-Geri Halliwell
-AFI
-Era
-Shakira
-The Cranberries
-Start Today
These I like:
-Nightwish
-Lacuna Coil
-Paris Hilton (that's right)
-Big Wreck
-Sixpence None The Richer
-Fall Out Boy
-Panic! At The Disco
-My Chemical Romance
-The Used
-Sarah Harmer
-Ai Otsuka
-Dashboard Confessional
-Savage Garden
-Goo Goo Dolls
-Janet Jackson
-Björk
-Natasha Bedingfield
-Britney Spears (attended)
-Nelly Furtado (attended)
-M2M
-Feist

Movies:

My favourite movies are, in order:
1. The Long Kiss
Goodnight
2. Anastasia
3. The Haunting
These three movies hold within them a part of me. Understanding these movies, along with what it is in them that I am, is key to understanding who I consider myself to be. They each represent something about me that shapes the way I behave and think of myself.

Other Movies I Like:
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Moulin Rouge
Evita
Empire Records
Get Real
Ever After
Kaze No Tani No Naushika
Snow White (with Sigourney Weaver)
Labyrinth
Whole New Thing
Advent Children
Twilight Of The Golds
The Devil Wears Prada

Television:

This is the ultimate show:
*** Buffy the Vampire
Slayer ***

The 10th Kingdom
Pinky & The Brain
Rainbow Brite
Sailor Moon
Gravitation
Chobits

Books:

Dorota Flateau - Seven Journeys

I like when people read aloud to me.

Right now I am reading Sunshine. Lacey has sent it to me all the way from Louisiana. This will matter.

Heroes:

Buffy Anne Summers

"Seulement elle," parle la lune, "me contient vraiment."

My Blog

Thirdfold

This is the last instalment in The Threefold Absynthe (sic) of my Sin series, and is dedicated to the person who died, and in so doing, wished and brought forth my existence.The first and second folds...
Posted by The One on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

Gwen 'n' M

I dreamt that I was having sex with Gwen Stefani when M (from James Bond) bursts through the door.On another note, I have begun moving into my transitory apartment.  Roomie Jenn, Roomie Lindsay, ...
Posted by The One on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

Burlington, Vermont (April 17th 2007)

Tuesday morning, early dawn.I set out to get Wendy.  We get Meghan.  We're ready.Departure time: 9:00AM.  No traffic.  Awesome.  Meghan and Wendy hit it off and we're all very...
Posted by The One on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

Continuum Preferential / Clues Pectoral

Game on.   1    Continuum preferential& or the basis for universal constructs.  It is in an instance that& well, that's not my blog.  Temporal lineality and fallacies, and s...
Posted by The One on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

Sharpest, Public Clues / Famous Middle Words

As anyone who's entered my circle of friends will know, [melo]drama by far exceeds its quota amongst my kind.  Some of my friends can be hysterical, refractory, and seemingly reprobate at times.&...
Posted by The One on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

Myspace.

Why am I here? Oh, maybe it's a secret. In fact, I'm an agent of an underground conspiratorial agency propounding the supremacy of a select few. We also seek to eliminate the proponents of pestifero...
Posted by The One on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends That Are Mine

What am I so worried about? I've got friends that love me.That love me.It's always going to be a sad, little party inside my head, if I keep not inviting my friends.My friends are so scattered though....
Posted by The One on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

Various Instances

This blog is a response to Corey's Some Times.What is torn inside is not for fixing,Continues tearing.A man once reached nirvana by sweeping,Each day sweeping.The caress of a plastic hand is unending,...
Posted by The One on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

Oliveay

A Tibia conversation between myself and Jennifer's boyfriend. Oliver: Hey bitch.Jake: Who may this beOliver: Br?Oliver: I need $150 000 per year.Oliver: Stat.Jake: I'll tell you when I get what y...
Posted by The One on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:26:00 PST

Closet Views

I need to learn to love American Apparel.Thank you William. If above console does not function, watch it here.Disclaimer: The poster of this blog in no way supports the wearing or frabricatin...
Posted by The One on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:46:00 PST