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chelly

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About Me

Hi ya'll my name is Chelly Sandypants but you can call me Chelly Belly. I like to channel surf, make waves in the tub, sing to my teddy bears, and watch my little brother play on the computer. I am single and ready to mingle in the tubby wubby. i have a pet flamingo named charlotte, she wears a green dress...a short green dress SOOO REVEALING, but it looks gooooooooooooood..yessssssss. My role model is Napoleon. VOTE FOR PEDRO YA'LL!
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Name: Chelly
Birthday: 11/22/85
Birthplace: Yugoslavia
Current Location: under my big toe
Eye Color: purple
Hair Color: green
Height: 6'0''
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: indian mexican white black negro blanco kiss me i'm irish ha
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dont wear shoes here
Your Weakness: elmo
Your Fears: big bird
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple, chocolate, and spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to win the BIG CHEESE award
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kiss me baby!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: scratch scratch
Your Best Physical Feature: my tucus
Your Bedtime: 9:00
Your Most Missed Memory: riding my trike with daddy
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: single ready to mingle
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pepsi
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: water
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: i swear i dont
Do you Sing: only to you baby
Do you Shower Daily: ....hmmmm
Have you Been in Love: with my ducky
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: been there done that
Do you belive in yourself: uh no
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: YES VERY
Are you a Health Freak: nah not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: my mommy and daddy? yes of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes yes yes yes......AHHHHHHHHH
Do you play an Instrument: does my nose count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe maybe not
In the past month have you Smoked: heck no, who wants lung cancer, yellow skin, wrinkles, brown teeth, black lungs, not me baby...kill yourself if you want to HA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: doctor says they're legal (im just a little hyper)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: many
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no no no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: duh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: duh
In the past month have you been on Stage: duh everyone wants me
In the past month have you been Dumped: uh NO but i have dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes yes yes in the tub w/ ducky
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes of course
Ever been Beaten up: no i beat up
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: im immortal
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im grown up and i love myself!
What country would you most like to Visit: AMERICA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: teal
Favourite Hair Color: yellow
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: i have a thing for midgets
Weight: i have a thing for sumo midgets
Best Clothing Style: who needs clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: ONLY THREE
Number of CDs I own: i dont listen to music just myself
Number of Piercings: 90...j/k
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not marrying my first cuz
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My Interests

church first...then plucking my unibrow, splashing with ducky, adding more hair to my chelly belly and then dying it black for fun fun fun fun fun fun. i also love to roll around in my living room, it has a great totally fertilizered rug...yum, you should come over and roll with me...to smell it hahaha, yes do
If you could change your name what would it be? jackie chan
Favorite color baby poop green
What type of guy/girl do you look for? the sexy ones
What Disney prince would you marry? im not gay
Favorite actor p diddy
Actress p diddy's mom
If you could change one thing about you what would it be? NOTHING
Children? what are "children"?
What song reflects your personality? p diddy's song
What was/is your favorite high school subject? recess
Did you hangout with the popular kids? duh im popular
Would you be flattered if people referred to you as weird? IM NOT WEIRD I PROMISE TO DUCKY DUCK!
If you had to choose one: Blonde,brunette,or redheads? blonde duh b/c they are hott
Hair color? purple
Eyes? green poop baby
Height? 7 foot
Weight? 125
What celebrity have you been told you look like? fat joe...j/k brad pit
Where do you see yourself in 30 years? in a building with a cape
Where will you want to live? here and there
Suburb or city? green boogers
Lake or ocean? pond
Wakeboarding or snowboarding? skateboarding
Where do you want to go for your honeymoon? I'LL TAKE MY HONEY TO THE MOON
What age would you want to get married? 25698
What 3 words would your friends use to describe you sexy sexy sexy
Favorite cereal? i eat metal
Favorite toy as a child? i ate metal
Whats the best year you've had of your life so far the year i didnt eat meat, or metal
Are you happy? OF COURSE IM IN TUBBY WITH DUCKY

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine girl with a big......................ducky for tubby!!!!!!!! and second in line is oscar the grouch yucky ducky. Oh yes and this down here....im not little trust me!
C Charming
H Handsome
E Exhausting
L Loud
L Little
Y Young
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Music:

my favorite singer es el russel crow, like whos he..you may ask? well i dunno, but his music makes my back hair grow haha. another one of my favorite musicas is the ones from like 50 million years ago that are like do do do do do do, and i also like the theme song to sesame street, yesssss, and dont forget VOTE FOR PEDRO

Movies:

movies movies movies.....what are those again? oh right the things you watch from the microooooowaves! well i enjoy james bond movies that have the pretty halmark cavemen wailing at the lonely dinosaurs! I love love love that one with all the naked people....vote papeye the sailor man!

Television:

who needs a television when i have a mirror!

Books:

i am able to read only when i am able to fly

Heroes:

JAMES BOND, PEDRO, NAPOLEON, OSCAR THE GROUCH AND BARENSTEIN BEARS! DO I NEED TO SAY MORE THAN THAT?
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? definatly goat milk w/ green chunks
Birthday: day of birth
Color ? baby poop green
Food ? pudding PUDDING pudding
Item of clothing ? i dont believe in clothes
Meal of the day ? snack snack snack
Feature on yourself ? my tucus
Quality in a guy/girl ? yellow teeth
Phrase ? HELLO MY SWEETIE PANTIES IN THE HOOD
Song ? who stole my dell? was it you chell?
Musical Artist/Band ? p diddy
Sport ? p diddy's sport
Movie ? p diddy's movie
TV Show ? p diddy's show
Radio Station ? p diddy's station
Type of Chocolate ? p diddy's mommy's chocolates
Eye Color ? p diddy's sister's eyes
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? just ducky, duckies cousin, duckys sister and my pet rock of course
Pepsi or Coke:
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Have any piercings ?
Have any tatoos ?
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend um no im not a cheater im a lover
Cappuccino or Coffee: milk
Do you Smoke: no no no no no no why would i want to kill myself and the others around me!?
Gone skinny dipping ? in the tub!
Been to Europe ? i swam there once
Been to an island ? i swam from there once
Had stitches ? yes sir/ma'am
Broken any bones ? my pelvic bone and tucus bone
Been stabbed/shot ? no no no
Slept until after 12:00 ? i dont tend to sleep
Stayed up all night ? i tend to sleep a whole lot
Do you think you are Attractive:
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? that would be playing and im not one of THOSE
Turned down a dare ? why of course not im a dare devil...right ducky?
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? p diddy
Is the prettiest ? p diddy's mom
Is the most handsom ? p diddy's dad
Is the loudest ? p diddy's tucus
Is the craziest ? p diddy's cousin REE REE
Is the most shy ? P DIDDY...NOT
Is the most loving ? p diddys mommy
Is the most understanding ? i
Is the most boring ? just
Is the richest ? love
Is the most athletic ? all
Is the most cocky ? my
Ever been Drunk: friends and p diddy and ducky!
Is the most wordly/cultured ? i
Do you look up to the most ? love
Do you tell everything to ? all
Has the best clothes ? of
Has the best house ? you
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yep
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no no no no no no NO! sick sick sick!
Cheat on someone you love ? no no no no no no NO! bad bad bad!
Run away from home ? no i love my home (its homey)
Lie to your parents ? i just love them so no
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no only if they were on their death bed asking if they looked okay and even then....no i would say "you look like the dead....well almost"
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? yes they might be an angel...for real!
Run from the police ? no
Bungee jump ? yep
Sky dive ? yep w/ a parachute duh
Cross dress ? no why would i
Be an exotic dancer ? only to ducky
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no i would leave a penny for ducky's friends
Scuba dive ? w/ p diddy (b/c ducky likes to float)
Go rock climbing ? w/ ducky
Go spulunking (caving) ? w/ ducky
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? candy!
Bologna ? swiss cheeeeeese in the alps!
Hott ? cold milk and warm cheeeeese not in the alps
Orange ? red ferns
Real world ? chellys cool world where ducky and p diddy get a long (they dont get along in the RW)
Jack ? pails and nails on the driveway
Cucumber ? melon
Hip-Hop ? little bunny foo foo and the BUNNY TRAIL hahaahhaahahhahahah
Uniform ? on my tucus
UniCORN ! ? i like ponies
Rainbow ? i like the rain on a snowy day
Clown ? AHHHH! p diddy
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My Blog

my ducky and me

im bloggin...chellys bloggin haha!  so ya'll hows it goin, me and ducky took a nice warm bath today...with bubbles! it was definitely awesome...the most awesomest time i've ever had with my ducky...
Posted by chelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wrastlin' bull frogs

Dear blog readers, Hello chelly here! today i went to the pond in my backyard and i wrastled with this big bull frog! my manly pecks beat him to the ground though...i love animals! anyways...if anyone...
Posted by chelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me

hello chelly here!
Posted by chelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST