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Sucky McSuck

YOU'RE THE BEST UNCLE EVER!--nephew Tristin, age 4

About Me

What about me?! I work in a bar dealing with drunken morons. I finally received my Bachelor's of Art degree in Philosophy (with a minor in History) at the University of Oklahoma. I like to get drunk and rowdy at shows. I enjoy making people laugh. I'm loyal, devoted, honorable, passionate, a hopeless romantic, and house-broken (when not provoked). I'm a Tiger (Chinese Astrology) and an Aquarius (Greek Astrology).******************************What the hell else should I say?
You're a Pint of Guinness!
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R Radical
Y Yummy
A Amorous
N Naughty
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Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking andproductive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious. I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!..

My Interests

Carousing with the crew with several pints o' Guinness and even more shots o' Jameson, going to shows, listening to music, camping, star-gazing, visiting historical sites, someday finishing the restoration on my '60 Nash Metropolitan (indulging my gearhead family roots), reading Chinese philosophy and applying it to my Hung Gar Gung Fu training...not sure what else to say at the moment.
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I'd like to meet:

No one. I'm anti-social...except when I'm drunk...and then I just don't care.

Music:

I like Dropkick Murphys, Street Dogs, Flogging Molly, Against Me!, Woody Guthrie, SOCIAL DISTORTION/Mike Ness, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards/Rancid/(Tim Armstrong)/Operation Ivy/Transplants, the Bouncing Souls, The Cars, The Who, Queen, The Clash, The Cranberries, Enya...yeah I said Enya--FUCK YOU, The American Wake, The Business, Buzzcocks, Cock Sparrer, Sub Humans, Stiff Little Fingers, Dead Kennedys, The Vandals, Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck, Split Lip Rayfield, Old Crow Medicine Show, Rev. Horton Heat, Murder City Devils, Tiger Army, Horrorpops, Nekromantix, Flametrick Subs /(SATAN'S CHEERLEADERS), The Specials, Less than Jake, Mad Caddies, Reel Big Fish, The Special Disaster Team, Voodoo Glow Skulls, and so on...(this list could easily go on).

Movies:

'70s and '80s Kung Fu movies, Cannibal! The Musical, BASEketball, Orgazmo, Return of the Living Dead, The Boondock Saints, most of the Marvel movies, Shawn of the Dead, SLC Punk, Terror Firmer, Spongebob The Movie, Suburbia, High Fidelity, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, The Hobbit (the '77 Rankin 'n' Bass animated version), Anchorman, Marx Bros. flicks, Cars, etc . This is another long ongoing list....

Television:

I enjoy watching The Simpsons, South Park, old Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies, old Marvel Comic Cartoons, Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairly Oddparents, MOST OF ADULT SWIM--especially: Futurama, Family Guy, Home Movies, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Tom Goes To The Mayor. I also watch the History Channels, the Discovery Science Channels, and IFC.

Books:

I don't read as much as I'd like or think I should. I enjoyed "Cut My Hair" by Jamie S. Rich, "The Things They Carried" by Tim O'Brien, "Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse, "Tao Te Ching" by Lao Tzu, "The Crock of Gold" by James Stephens, "Over Nine Waves" by Marie Heaney, also "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" by Dr. Seuss.

Heroes:

Well, since I'm a bit of a...what's the word?...comic book nerd?...Oh yeah that's it: Spider-Man--before the flick--(had the original Spidey UnderRoos back in '79), Daredevil--also before the movie--(my cat "Bullseye" is 10 yrs. old), Ghost Rider, and Deadpool.*****************Real people?...that's tough...as cliche as it might sound--my parents. They're hard workers and good/loving providers (they raised 6 boys without killin' a one of us).***********Ummm, Arthur Guinness? Life presented him with burnt hops and did he make lemonade? FUCK NO! He made Guinness!*****Definitely Mary Barse...for having to give birth to and raise Matt, what a shithead!

My Blog

Wood Tigers have morning wood.

Tigers may not be the king of the jungle, but these striped cats are no softies! Magnetic and self-possessed, Tigers are born leaders. They have an air of authority that prompts others to fall in lin...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

So I'm eatin' at the "Y"...

Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you c...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:37:00 PST

...So I'm in the Waffle House parking lot...

It's about 10 'til 3 in the morning--I've just gotten off work from a slow shitty (karaoke) night @ Hudson's when I decide to grab some grub from Waffle House.  I figured I'd drop in, get it to g...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:05:00 PST

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Posted by Sucky McSuck on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST

The Big Ryan Sandwich

So I invented a sandwich last Monday at work.  It was a good way to kill time at work while it was slow, plus the damn thing tasted pretty fuckin' good.  Also, in constructing this monstrosi...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:18:00 PST

MySpace Meets The Onion

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Posted by Sucky McSuck on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST

Brown eyes and born in January...eerily accurate.

BLUE EYES:People with blue eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience. if you have blue eyes and ...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 01:04:00 PST

What do you get when you cross Oscar the Grouch with Olympic Gold Medalist Diver Greg Louganis?

...ME! Yep, that's right.  I fell in the dumpster at work and injured my right hand.   I was about to take the trash out after a loooong night at Husdson's, but the dumpster was full on...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:52:00 PST

Mike Tyson's Punch Out

If you're a fan of the Nintendo Mike Tyson's Punch Out, then you need to visit these sites to get the behind the scenes action.  Check 'em out they're hilarious!  Who knew there was so ...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:34:00 PST

...More to the mashed 'tator story!

I almost forgot this part...   I also told Brian and Matt that for $60 I'd eat the rotten mashed potatoes while watching a video of a woman vomitting in a man's mouth.  Well, you know t...
Posted by Sucky McSuck on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST