self-help |
I'm working on a few self-help books. Look for the following titles in your local bookstore. And eventual garage sales. (Most topics come in a trilogy).Being Happy Being GayCo-Dependent No More!Love i...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:48:00 PST |
The Panda: God’s Big Blunder |
I had my pet panda put to sleep today.It proved to not be the lady magnet I was hoping for.It just growled and shit.And I’m out of bamboo. Goddamn pandas.
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:22:00 PST |
facilitating a moment, certainly. |
Sorry to everyone trying to get a hold of me. I’ve been working day and night on my self-titled autobiography. I really needed to get a head start--there’s so much to tell and no telling o...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:53:00 PST |
Interview with the Dallas Observer |
Well Said Pt 1an interview with Jeremy Bartel by Wallet Spooks A lot has been said about Jeremy Bartel. He's crass, non-nagotiable, irritating, brilliant, semi-genius, cultural prophet. But nothing su...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST |
Numbers of discontent (a work in progress) |
8511Like I said, it's a work in progress.
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST |
Camper Bartel |
Camper passed away today. I miss her so.
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST |
JC is in the house. |
I got into a conversation with a friend yesterday and we started talking religion. He was telling me how he's been saved and redeemed and such, so I asked him:ME: Who and what saved you?HIM: Jesus and...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST |
Trip to New York. I saw the Dutch. |
It's easy to be confused when so many things are generally very confusing. Take for example the feeling I had when I first entered the cockpit of the plane. The looks I received were as if the pilots ...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST |
Saint Blasphemy and the Woe That Would Betide Him |
No trickery of herb or well intended comfort could silence the piercing voice that drove the dear Saint to uncommon vexation and often reluctant culture prognosis. His gut burned with gloom, and sorro...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST |
You've been Tom Cruisified |
A janitor mops the floor in the lobby of Paramount Studios, Hollywood, CA. Tom Cruise, self-possesed, comes out of the bathroom wiping his hands on a Gucci paper towel (just like a regular paper towel...
Posted by BLASPHEMY on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:22:00 PST |
