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The Original P-Dawg

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About Me


My name is Lahryssa.
I'm not interested in your gross fucken penis
But I would love to be your friend
I don't have many, but thats because I'm like a hoppy beer.
You either love it or hate it.
And most people are too much of a pussypooh.
I'm sorry that I wont work at McDonalds
apparently it's childish that I wont support the mass slaughter of animals
and poisoning peoples bodies.
I'm sorry that I have morals
That prevent me from living the in you're "conventional" ways
I'm sorry I dont like buying clothes from corperations
who promote child labor underpay their workers
only to move on to a cheaper place.

Actually, NO!
I am NOT sorry.
I'm only sorry that most people think I should be.
It's impossible to sum someone up in a small little section.
Except for this:
i eat. i poop. we die
Yeah, that pretty much does it


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My Interests

revolution
feminism
cuddling with mah babe
vegetarianism
(borderline vegan, I love cheese
and can never say no to a
ben and jerry's)
dumpstered pizza hut
and dominoes
being hella anarcho
sewing
doing my death shieks for a band
which i'll need in arizona

I'd like to meet:



but yeah

male feminists

anarchists

squattah puhnks!

ladies with shaved heads

people who will play leapfrog down hills with me

and people in the phoenix area who dont suck.

oh yeah, and captain morgan. i admire his work

Music:

a revolution without dancing
is no revolution at all!

in grind we crust =]

Movies:

Bloody gory "horror" films.
They never fail to give me a good giggle.

Books:

The Vagina Monolouges
Off the Map
Listen Up!
Choose Your Own Adventure books, ha

Anybody have a rad suggestion for a good book to read??

Heroes:

My dog, Lindsey...
she pees everytime I get home
or every time she meets someone new.

I wish I was allowed to pee on people br? when I first met them.

My Blog

democracy is the worst form of government, except for all others

There is a reason why I dont read too much radical politics. There is a very good reason. I get way too angry. It's much like the feeling of finding out a lover strayed, expect a bit worse; a whole bo...
Posted by The Original P-Dawg on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:35:00 PST

Be tredy! Get a mohawk!

Yes, gather 'round! It's the latest thing!Are you hip? Are you edgy? Maybe you're a big fat pussy, but that doesnt matter! If you shave you're head no one will know!Dont like The Dead Kennedys? Do you...
Posted by The Original P-Dawg on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:26:00 PST

Us liberals, feminists, and fags...

Now, I would like to start off with something clever and witty to catch your attention and tempt you to read further. However, I feel that it speaks for itself...I recieved this comment regaurding my ...
Posted by The Original P-Dawg on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

Oh! You poor, mistreated, misunderstood Christians...

You're so god damn oppresed in a world of atheism and homosexuality... What the fuck Don't you love how these people go on and on about how the christians are the few and elite... Well...
Posted by The Original P-Dawg on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

The InstaPunk kit!!!

Bored of your current look? Stuck in boring old suburbia and wanna Shake Things Up?? Then the Insta Punk Kit might be just the thing! The Insta Punk Kit has all the information and products you need t...
Posted by The Original P-Dawg on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:25:00 PST