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BrooklynJay

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About Me

Brooklyn Vahjyna:
Excessive use of 'outside voice'
Snorts when laughing too hard
Is prone to vomiting competitions
Smokes vanilla cigarettes
Soundeffects instead of speaking
Odd sense of scent
Unshaved
Dances like an alien love child
Resembles some sort of giraffe
Looks for the thrill of adventure
Always has a somewhat positive outlook
Skanks across crosswalks
Keeps close company with lemurs
Is the best lover, friend, partner-in-crime, enemy, you'll ever have
Pro-status piercer
Leap frogs with the champs
Potato master
Standard stash of sour candy
Steady stream of belches
Is in love;
with the world
with the experiences to come
with the adventures already had
with tyler j.
and despite all our imperfections
we are still perfect for each other.
Oopsies:
Terrible advice giver
Unorganized
Undecided
Angry
Tolerant
Awkward
Terrible sense of humor
Shy
Late
Unserious
Unathletic
[email protected]
I talk.
20 punk rawk points for reading...

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My Interests

Finding beauty without vanity, reading in soft grass, sun sets of everywhere, tickle fights, picking up hitch hikers, hitch hiking, drawing rude chalk pictures on public side walks, standing on things, writing stories with typewriters, print presses, pictures in sepia, having really good spelling and grammar, subculture, opening peoples eyes, trying to steal kitties from Petco, drinking cheap beer, smoking in perfect settings, talking about anything that doesnt make any sense, meeting the world, poking holes in people, when people show up at 2 in the morning, sleeping in small spaces, beating up bitches and hoez, urban camping in the summer, sun lizards, days without time, playing on statues, giggle fests, late night walks in the city, being a ska kid for life, spray painted cars, art in every form, mixed media, killing zombies. I really enjoy being a weirdo.

I'd like to meet:

People who still wear platform shoes.
Violent Femme listeners.
People worth giving a shit about.
A league of professional leap froggers.
Someone who will play SuperNintendo with me.
Drag Queens
Anyone who gets as excited as me about fresh piercing needles.
Somebody ANYBODY who will dance with me in the middle of the mall.
People who wont mind singing to me.
Fellow grass-hunters
Those who pay attention to details.
People who sleep in U-Haul trucks.
People with ridiculous amounts of piercings.
A person who tastes like lollipops.
Another secret agent to play with.
Gay men who will escort me to 70's themed proms.
Someone to always be able to talk to.
The inventor of the hovercraft.
Someone who wants to challenge me to a pogo-sticken contest.
I want to meet someone who will run through the sprinklers with me... no questions asked.

Do you like adventures?
lets hang out. a

Music:

Nothing
everything
bands with accordians
bands with duck sounds
Prince
whatever
just throw it at me

and I really really enjoy funk.

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, The Dreamers, lots of documentaries, and films without sound.

Television:

TVisForCancer.

Books:

Everything.except westerns.

Heroes:

Friskus Maximus Gladius, The Warrior Kitten.