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WELCOME TO MY FUCKED UP WORLD!

About Me

OBEY THY MASTER LIU!!! myspace.com/el_loco_diablo
I moved to Florida but I'm originally from Puerto Rico, umm
people say I'm kinda nuts and different from the rest, but fuck em'
Im just kinda hyper, I judge people by music and retardesness(if I added you is
because of it) I wont accept to be boring, that's why I act
immature, unorganized, irresponsible,lazy and loud which turns
out to be FUN! :D I don't believe in the gay hippie wohoooo
which I think people call him God! I really don't know what to
say emotions keep fucking with me...I walked out cuz people
piss me off and people are bitches but maybe I can get to see
someone drunk or fighting for bitches or maybe gay lords...
thats about all nothing interesting ever happens, so Fuck This World!!!!
E-mail: [email protected]
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Mostly music, Metal is a Way of Life, Once you are in it, You Never Leave! what else? lemme think dammit, take it easy...I'm kinda obsessed with Spawn...I LOVE WRESTLING, basically when it was, specially back when it was WWE now days, it sucks, I like going out, making jokes, making people laugh, unless they suck, I normally scratch the living hell out of them, leave scars to remind them how much they suck, uhhhhhhh and telling them off is so pretty! they cry like bitches I'm so proud of being a retard, I like Roller blading, the damn bike too, I have no religion, so don't come with your stupid "faith" thing on me, it just pisses me off, don't come with the shit that you are a vampire or a witch, cause I'll laugh right on front of your face Don't you dare play reaggaeton on me unless you want to die I'm an angel, believe me, I just need a little tape or crazy glue for my halo

You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home(NOT), but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Well I don't know what happened to my stupid page, my info is completely gone, I'll take my anger later on with a rap crapper!
I'd like to meet people with my same interest and retarded like me...just a saying, detest normal people, so predictable and boring, I prefer people with Imagination Such as:
*Dictators
*Serial Killers
*Schizophrenics
*Assassins
*Skinheads
*Drug Lords
*Violent Bikers
*Devil Worshipers (they're so stupid)
*Mother Fuckers
*Is there something wrong with being a son of bitch?
*Psychos
To me, these are interesting people.I just don't like predictable people, they ARE so mother fucking boring! and YOU know it!!!I know they are abusing the privilege of being a complete moron but poor kids...kill em' kick em', trust me, it's fun!
Life is not as difficult as people think; all one needs is a good set of rules. Since it is probably too late for you, here are some guidelines to pass along to your children.
1. Relax and take it easy. Don't get caught up in hollow conceits such as "doing something with your life." Such twaddle is outmoded and a sure formula for disappointment.
2. Whatever it is you pursue, try to do it just well enough to remain in the middle third of the field. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself and don't ask questions. Remember, the squeaky wheel is the first one to be replaced.
3. Size people up quickly, and develop rigid attitudes based on your first impression. If you try to delve deeper and get to "know" people, you're asking for trouble.
4. Don't fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind.
5. Spend as much time as you can pleading and impressing others, even if it makes you unhappy. Pay special attention to shallow manipulators who can do you the most harm. Remember, in the overall scheme, you count for very little.
6. Surround yourself with inferiors and losers. Not only will you look good by comparison, but they will look up to you, and that will make you feel better.
7. Don't buy into the sentimental notion that everyone has shortcomings; it's the surest way of undermining yourself. Remember, the really best people have no defects. If you're not perfect, something is wrong.
8. If by some off chance you do detect a few faults, first, accept the fact that you are probably deeply flawed. Then make a list of your faults and dwell on them. Carry the list around and try to think of things to add. Blame yourself for everything.
9. Beware of intuition and gut instincts, they are completely unreliable. Instead, develop preconceived notions and don't waver unless someone tells you to. Then change your mind and adopt their point of view. But only if they seem to know what they're talking about.
10. Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work. Cling to it even when it is hopeless. Anyone can cut and run, but it takes a very special person to stay with something that is stupid and harmful.
11. Always remember, today doesn't count. Trying to make something out of today only robs you of precious time that could be spent daydreaming or resting up.
12. Try to dwell on the past. Think of all the mistakes you've made, and how much better it would be if you hadn't made them. Think of what you should have done, and blame yourself for not doing so. And don't go easy. Be really hard on yourself.
13. If by chance you make a fresh mistake, especially a costly one, try to repeat it a few times so you become familiar with it and can do it easily in the future. Write it down. Put it with your list of faults.
14. Beware also of the dangerous trap of looking ahead; it will only get you in trouble. Instead, try to drift along from day to day in a meandering fashion. Don't get sidetracked with some foolish "plan."
15. Finally, enjoy yourself all the time, and do whatever you want. Don't be seduced by that mindless chatter going around about "responsibility." That's exactly the sort of thing that can ruin your life.

Music:

Death Metal
Progressive Metal
Thrash Metal
Black Metal
Doom Progressive Metal
Atmospheric Metal
Power Metal
Heavy Metal
Melodic Metal
Dark Metal
80's Metal
Traditional Metal
Viking Metal
Death Industrial Metal
MetalCore
Doom Metal
Melancholic Metal
Gothic Metal
Grind Metal
Gore Metal
Many Bands...

Movies:

I like mostly comedy, I can't believe people cried with that gay funny movie called "Titanic" that was fucking hilarious, the poor faggot died with a small frozen dick, plus had blue balls, the dude was trying to score dammit!They must've been pretty blue when he died...
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
John Rambo
The Crow
Edward Scissorhands
Hellraiser
Gremlins
Rose Red
Spawn
300
Transformers
The Reaping
Batman Returns
Apocalypto
Freedom Writers
Everything with Jay & Silent Bob and Jet Lee
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Little Man
Once Upon A Time in Mexico
Turistas
National Lampoon's Van Wilder The Rise of Taj Unrated
The Cleaner
Eragon
The Craft was half decent, same with See No Evil
5th Element
The Ninth Gate
Holes
Memories of a Geisha mas half decent too
Volcano
Night At The Museum
Some of "Blade"
SwordFish
DragonHeart
Road Trip
Freddy Got Fingered
Billy Madison
Senseless
Ace Ventura
Good Burger
Wrestling
the collection of Police Academy
Little Nicky
Happy Gilmore
Sleepy Hollow
The Mummy trilogy
History of the World by Mel Brooks
Can't remember the rest I named before this crap erased all my stuff...

Television:


I don't watch TV, but when I'm at my friends house's I don't have an alternative but to at least watch:
Family Guy, kinda gay but it's ok
Robot Chicken
Inuyasha... cuz of Sesshoumaru, cold killers are cute, Inuyasha's a fag, this is Carmen's fault!!!
and Bleach... told him to use clorox :P, nah, being retarded, Bleach is kool...

Books:

Denis A. Bryant- The Stone Cold Truth
Paulo Coelho- Veronika Decides to Die
Anne Rice- Blood and Gold
Anne Rice- Memnoch the devil
Anne Rice- Violin
Anne Rice- The Vampire Armand
George Carlin- Napalm & Silly Putty
George Carlin- When will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops
George Carlin- Brain Droppings
H.P. Lovecraft- The thing on the Doorstep and other Weird Stories
Douglas Adams- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
J.D. Salinger- The Catcher in the Rye
Patrick Suskind- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer(the book gets better at almost the end)
Darren Shan- Cirque du Freak trilogy
Darren Shan- The Vampire's Assistant
Darren Shan- Tunnels of Blood

Heroes:

This is my Daddy

This is my Grandpa

George Carlin On Religion
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Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song
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My Blog

The REAL Meaning of Emo

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Soilwork- Mindfields

Now the Bombshell babies see the worldwith brand new eyesThe day they were born they couldn't get it rightLeaving scars and agonyGathered in a fatal colonyWe've seen 'em fallOne for all, bitter and br...
Posted by £ùnÅtî¢^çrëå+ïôn on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST

Naglfar- Emerging from her Weepings

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Enslaved- Daudningekvida (Deathhymn)

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God Dethroned- The Grand Grimoire

I am here to unleash the ArmageddonSend by the dark one to extinguish the fireWhen I find the grand grimoire, I crumble the earthWhen God's creation is gone my master has won666 I am the warlock and I...
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Wehrwolfe- Stainless Steel Lycanthropy

Enter, this path, of my philosophy. Warzone, terror, hellbound shockwave. Shockwave of death! Beasts of battle standing tall, in a stance of victory. Mindless victims hear my call, all of you shall bl...
Posted by £ùnÅtî¢^çrëå+ïôn on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST

The Scorpion

My life is everythingThat feeds my thirst tat causes sinMy wants are all I careNo shame and guilt, there's nothing thereLook deep into my faceI sell deceit without a traceFear not what I can doUnless ...
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Excuse Me While I Kill Myself

"How do you do?Have yourself a pleasant afternoon!" Well, fuck you too! "Good night" is the one I choose for you! I'll kill myself I'll blow my brains onto the wall See you in hell I will not ...
Posted by £ùnÅtî¢^çrëå+ïôn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everything is Nothing

Everything is nothing to me, I couldnt care less A stern cold Girl is what I am, hard, relentless And though I might have strayed the path I wouldnt change a thing I've hated life to the fullest ye...
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