Dugmor

I changed my name from Douglas to Dugmor! because I think it makes me a more positive person. I am a man of action, often traveling the world . I have been known to remodel electrical power stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of flux capacitors to capacitate.I manage time efficiently so never to be late. Occasionally, I run in place for three days in a row so not to get bored. I can cook One Hour Pound Cake in forty five minutes. I am an expert in gypsum, a proficient in love, I play bluegrass bandjoe, I am the subject of numerous documentaries and the most recent one called WebDreams . When I'm bored, I build large model airplane hangers in my yard. I enjoy urban power walking. On Thursdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, People worldwide swoon over my original line of velvet evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive a lot of fan emails. One summer I toured Upstate New York with a traveling outlaw bicycle club. My Lladro sculpture collection have earned me fame in international handcrafted porcelain circles. Woman and children trust me. I can hurl bandmitton rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance,I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraorinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka. I have met Elvis.