Randimus Maximus:King of the Cornyness

About Me

I'm Rand, I love women.I'm only an asshole if you're one to me.I fucking hate Las Vegas.In other words, I'm about 5'9" I hate cold wind.As a musician,I do vocals, and am looking to form or join a Death/Thrash Metal band as vocalist, damn!dunno what else to put!

My Interests

Video games,going wherever,money,friends,mosh pits,motorcycles,partys that are wild as fuck, metal-heads,eating,sleeping,cats,zazzle.com,Capcom,rocking out,talking on the phone,trenchcoats,astronomy,traveling,AIM,that's kinda it, as in all I can really think of.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody!

Music:

Instead of naming all of these fucking bands that will take up a shitload amount of space and will take forfuckingever..I'll just name the genres I like:

Heavy Metal, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, Gore Metal, Speed Metal, Black Metal, Doom Metal, Melodic Metal, Epic Metal, Progressive Metal, Fantasy Metal, Symphonic Metal, Slam, Grind, Folk Metal, Scandinavian Metal, War Metal, Avant Garde Metal, Classic Rock, Old-School Punk, Stoner Rock, Hard Rock, Instrumental Rock, Prog-rock, and Arena Rock.

Books:

Metal Maniacs magazines.