SMOKELESS POWDER |
ELONGATED BULLETS
UNPRECEDENTED ACCURACY
POINTED AND SLENDER
MURDEROUS EFFICIENCY
BEHEMOTHS OF STEEL
CURIOUS PROJECTILES
LEAD CORES WRAPPED IN COPPER
THE FULL METAL JACKET
Ambidextrous, ultra-quiet th...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST |
nightfall in a dive bar............... |
Nightfall in a dive bar
By Johnny budd
They came in droves to hear the prophesies spewed forth by these drunken dopefiend demigods. Chanting in unison...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:45:00 PST |
day break in a squat house |
Day Break in a Squat House part. 1
I awoke amongst a sea of used dirty needles, broken glass and stale malt liqour, the noon day sun shone brilliantly through the boarded up windows of that squ...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:59:00 PST |
And Im gonna be high as a kite by then.... |
If you are reading this I have already fled the country, at approximately 3:25 i boarded a plane headed for switzerland, we have already taken off there is nothing any of you motherfuckers can do now....
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 01:59:00 PST |
Helping to make the world a better place |
I, along with a few of my trusted cronies, am starting a strangely debauched religous cult bent on world domination. Our philosophy will center on the use of lsd as a means of attaining true enlighten...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:34:00 PST |
so there i was naked in shoprite..... |
So there i was naked in shoprite, when i realized i was out of milk. I don't really drink milk but when your shopping it's one of those things that you feel like you should buy. I picked up a ga...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:55:00 PST |
son, youll always remember your first time bacause i'm gonna film it! |
Son, You'll Always Remember Your First Time, Because I'm Going To Film It
By Fritz Becker August 31, 2005 | Issue 41"35
I know you've been attending a lot of parties recently. And while you may thi...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:55:00 PST |
And this years winner for the Johnny Budd Poetry contest is.... |
Now this is some fine work, i dont hink shakespeare could have said it better.....
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your earTell you sumthing that you might like to hearYou go...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
if the heat doesnt kill the elderly i will |
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It is now high summer, and the sun is broiling the American Southwest, sending temperatures soaring upwards of 110 degrees. The heat has struck hardest among the e...
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sun Safety Tips |
When summer rolls around, everybody wants that perfect tanbut it's important to play it smart. Here are some tips for safe, sensible tanning:
Block out harmful UV rays with giant magnifying glass....
Posted by johnny budd! (the rebel) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
