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Rachel Gail

Bored holes through our tongues, so sing a song about it.

About Me



Like a prepubescent boy, there are still many secret, special parts of me that are unknown to myself. When I find them, I will first throw a party and then let you know what they are and who I am.

My Interests

I'm an amateur thespian and musician. I love to eat and harmonize, drink wine and wear costumes, wake-up early and have people play with my hair or draw on me.

I'd like to meet:

John Linnell, one sweet day. And anybody who can make me laugh.

Music:

A little bit of everything....mostly alternative/indie, old jazz, broadway shit that annoys most. Metric, The New Pornographers, Born Ruffians,New Young Pony Club, The Cardigans, old Alanis,..and the best, TMBG

Movies:

My all-time favorite is Real Genius with Val Kilmer..a few others I like are Weird Science, The Sandlot, BORAT, Spiderman 1-3, every movie Judd Apatow directed/produced/wrote

Television:

Golden Girls, Venture Brothers, anything on the Discovery Health channel, Assy Mcgee, El Office, Tim & Eric, Pushing Daisies!

Books:

Alice Seabold's The Lovely Bones, The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Piccoult, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Road, Douglas Adam's Hitchhikers Guide series. I really like reading about recent scientific research and findings, which probably makes me a big, giant dweebus.

Heroes:

People who do what they love despite the consequences.My mother.

My Blog

For the nosy ones...

So,I'm been getting the question of "How did ya'll get engaged?" from a lot of people (and not just from my southern friends), and I've been so in-over-my-head with school, the play, etc that I haven'...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:38:00 PST

OperationSpeak: A small plug for Alex’s waycool project

My other half, otherwise known as Al, created a unique "project" (for lack of better words), one in which he would like anyone and/or thing to take part in. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm horrible...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:55:00 PST

Density.

I never had to: try a trick, Cry for pity, scream or kick,Get on my hands and knees to beg, Dress up to show more cleavage or leg,Write pretty verse, or a cute ditty,To show off how I'm so bright and ...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:19:00 PST

N e w B e g i n n i n g s

dillydallying-> more arts and crafts: Xthongs-> boy short underwear: Xcomplaining about my hefty swedish arms-> workin' on my fitness:Xdwelling on the fact perfect relationships don't exist-> building...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:39:00 PST

Smell it.

I, I went to hell I might as well Learn by my mistakes I at twenty-four Was insecure To whatever it takes Come on now Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up Its time, ...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:11:00 PST

New tunage.

I uploaded 2 new nerdy youtube videos. Indulge!http://youtube.com/user/RachelGailll
Posted by Rachel Gail on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:24:00 PST

Not to get all philosophical or anything but

I feel like I've been involuntarily riding a rollercoaster for the past three weeks. But alas, I have survived the steep drops and nauseating loops and I'm now on my way out to pick up an overpriced s...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:33:00 PST

Goodbye.

He's here, in my bed. Lying quietly, so still. Dead, almost really, like every unautonomic part of me. He's so inviting, so near, yet I can not touch him. Earned after many years, yet not mine. Like m...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

Well, now

Hi. Because I'm a loser and because I am a product of this generation, I have a youtube page with different videos of me singing in shows and even a little(not perfect at all) accordion playing. So if...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

So sad,

I am sad. I just finished watching a show on Animal planet where Steve Irwin's daughter was talking about all the things that her and her father did together while he was still alive. How fucking depr...
Posted by Rachel Gail on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST