~PAIGE~

My friends are convinced that I suffer from narcolepsy because of my sleeping habits.My eye color is hazel-brown blue-grey yellow-green.I have license to change my mind whenever I want and may not make sense 100% of the time.I'm obsessed with pinball and Galaga.I have a tendency towards absentmindedness and am embarassed by the number of times I've lost my keys, wallet, phone, or had my car towed.I have an extra rib.I built my own custom bass guitar. I've been told I play it like a biker.I can eat, chew, and swallow a whole baked potato in a single bite.I always mess up the punch line when telling jokes.Might I be the only person on earth that as a teenager had their car totalled by their parents?I feel more comfortable using a table saw, drill press, or tire iron than I do wearing a pair of high heels.I hate my big toes because they look like my thumbs, except they're on my feet.I am told that I am the spitting image of my dad.I came out of the womb 4 days late and have had difficulty with punctuality ever since.I've seen a lemur drink beer, eat pot, and lick ocean salt off of people's legs.I fanatsize about how much better off the world would be if marijuana was legalized and there was a liberal in the White House.I went to visit family in Manhattan and arrived at JFK Airport on 9/10.I'm damn near blind and have the coke-bottle glasses to proove it.Losing a loved one seems to be the one thing in life that doesn't get easier with more experience.I'd like to think that there's more to me than whatever I've written right here.