My name is Fagmo Ultimate. I spend my days drinking heavily and vomiting occaisionally as mild-mannered table server at a local tap & grill. Once darkness covers the land I emerge as my amazing self and thwart crime in any bar that I may be drinking at when it happens. Me and my lifemate GAYMAXXX are like totally more awesomer than you or your freakin' panties. Eat it, bitches...you should fear my raygun laser death scotch vision. It vaporizes stuff.
i'm mostly irish.
i'm all man, baby!
the philosophers that have influenced my life the most are Siegfried & Roy.
thoroughly enjoy the company of men, and if that's not available good fudge packin' is a close second.
i'm always up for a drink, especially if said drink be hot cum or some variety of non-canadian whiskey (i.e. scotch, bourbon, irish, etc.).
i think about meat whistles, bathe too little, and bone guys too much.
i was born on a hot slab of WHAT THE FUCK.
i've been taken from behind and walked away from it, i'm a legally recognized minister (i love me some altar boys), and i will fuck you for fun if you ask nicely.
I don't like asking for a reach around, and I hate being helped when I know i can handle it on my own.
"My cock's too hard to swallow so I lick a lot of it... Don't say a you're sorry, when you bust over my face"
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