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White Chocolate

Yes, I'm that grumpy bartender guy

About Me

When I was young, I would decapitate my sister's barbies and bury them in the back yard. An unexplained obsession with tropical plant life caused me to beg my parents to change my middle name to Palm Tree, and I aspired to be a dead shark when I grew up. If that doesn't tell you everything there is to know about me, then I don't know what will. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4



My Interests



Cool Stuff at BlingJam.com
Listenin to music, makin music, dancin, drinking juice (mmmm, juice), bending over unsuspecting girls (see below)

I'd like to meet:

Rodney Jerkins, Timbaland

Music:

Hip hop, R&B, reggaeton, shit u can shake ya ass to....sugababes, anything by rodney jerkins, siobahn donaghy, xtina, BEP, British pop/r&b, FROU FROU/Imogen Heap....i could list all the really random ass people that i like, but i'm not gonna be one of those people that lists all the randoms to make themselves look cool and interesting when really they're in their car bumping beyonce and britney. yaaay pussycat dolls! Go nicole, who says ur career has to end with Eden's Crush.

Movies:

"Nobody's got Cristal's heat!""You gots ta kick him to tha curb!""Dance magic dance"

Television:

I watch every tv show ever, u can roll like dat when u got tivo

Heroes:

Rodney Jerkins