Rocky > most people you know

About Me

I really love coffee. Real coffee. Not starbucks or french vanilla lattes or anything like that. Real, down home, dive diner coffee. Usually black.
I am a very open book. I try not to have any secrets about myself. For the most part if you want to know something, all you need to do is ask.
I am smarter than I will ever admit to anyone, period.
I believe that eyes are windows to the soul. They can tell a lot about someone. All you need to know you can find out just by looking to them.
I love thunderstorms...
I consider everyone a friend... untill they give me a reason not to. Even then, though, I tend to be very forgiving. Almost too trusting.
I love elipsises (Those three periods)... Way too much...
I am crazy in my own little way and I have a few odd obsessions. However, those that know me know that most of them are jokes. People make life more serious and complicated than it needs to be. You need to be able to stop and laugh at anything.
Despite what some people may believe, I am a nice guy. I am too nice for my own good. I try to be a good person. I really do. I try to treat people like I want to be treated. So if you hate me/don't like me, it really is your own problem because I can almost promise you I didn't do anything... at least not purposely...
My word is all that I have. I do my best to live up to my promises. I don't like lieing. I don't believe in it. I do my best to be as honest as possible.
I am a hopeless romantic. I feel it is the small things that matter. When I am with someone, I want to feel as loved as much as I try to show her.
In any case... take your time, look around. Leave a comment or messege. Subscribe to my blog, You know you want to. I am almost never on it but catch me on aim at: Muzgash the Mean

My Interests

Reading and writing, not much of a TV watcher. My family is a big movie family; we own over 1,500 movies. I love to get out and do things though. I can sing, play bass, play piano, etc. I like girls. They are fun.

Eh... If you really want to know what I am interested in, get to know me a little better.I am worth $1,885,370 on HumanForSale.com

I'd like to meet:

Probably someone like Terry Prachett, Bruce Campbell, and/or Gary Oldmen.

Kevin Pereira is my hero.

Someone who cares as much as I do.

Music:

Any and everything except for yodeling. I like it all. Except that.

Bob Segar is the man.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Seven, The Notebook (Yes, I know the book is better), Gladiator, Running scared, Every Kevin Smith film, The Die Hard trilogy, The Evil Dead trilogy, What Dreams May come, Hook, Blah blah blah... the list goes on trust me.

Television:

The Man Show (The way Adam and Jimmy made it mainly), Attack of the Show (Dude, it's Kevin Pereira so of course), X-Play, Futurama, Scrubs, Monk, House, Columbo, and again blah blah blah

Books:

The Discworld series... working on collecting them all. Terry Pratchett is a god amongst men. Good Omens. Postsecret. Some things by Bruce Campbell and Kevin Smith
Yes, yes... I have read all of the Harry Potter books. Get over it.
I read the Myst series. The Halo Novels. A couple of things by Charles Berlitz, the real life Indiana Jones. Also, The DaVinci Code and Angels & Demons. The Dictionary. A lot of other non-fiction as well. But mainly just the basics...

Postsecret... I highly suggest it. Even though it is an art book, it is still one of my favorites. It's up there with Hop on Pop... along with every thing else on my top picks.

Heroes:

I have to say all of my friends. Without them, life would be quite boring.

As stated before... Kevin Pereira

Oh... and Pirates. Fuck ninjas.

My Blog

The ’Purple’ Joke... no, not purple flowers...

Once upon a time, in the purple kingdom of Purpalon, there lived a purple king. One purple day this purple King, who was purply named Purple Purple the fifth, called his purple son, the purple prince ...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

One Little Kiss...

It is a small thing really, a kiss. Two pairs of lips press together in a simple (and oh so satisfying) way... One of the most common forms of affection we know and use. Yet, a kiss means...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:48:00 PST

I am a simple kind of guy...

I like simple things. I find joy in simplicity. I do not think I really need to explain the perks of having simple things. The ease of simplicity should be a given by now. I like my ...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:26:00 PST

So this guy... he walks into a bar, right...

A collection of bar jokes... because I need to write something. I haven't in a while. So I am lazy... A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. A drunk staggers out of a bar ...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

Mothers Day Rant...

Ok... I know it's been about forever and a half since I posted one of these. I'm not making any excuses about it, I've just been really lazy lately. What writing I have been doing is...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST

Rocky, on the subject of...

Hawaiian shirts... Or Hawaiian things in general. Pretty much all of my friends know about my obsession. I make no excuses for the fact that half of the shirts I own, among other arti...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

Finally, another blog...

Yeah yeah... I know it's supposed to be about one a week but I've been kind of busy. See, for those of you that don't know there is this thing called life. Since we only have one if you do...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

My conclusions about the Lesbian bar...

Yeah... For those of you I had not metioned it to, I went to a lesbian bar the other night. Read that carefully now: Lesbian bar... Not gay bar. Strictly lesbians. I kinda had ...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

How I can please everyone...

It is simple really... I do not. I cannot. It is pretty much impossible. You will die before you manage to please everybody. The obvious fact of the matter is that at any given time ...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

My "no time to write a new blog" blog...

Just what the title says, I don't have time to write out a new blog. So instead you are going to get a Fortune Cookie blog... Basicly I cut to the chase and instead of going through a long, yet ...
Posted by Rocky > most people you know on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST