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Jason

You mean Shenanigans? You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

About Me

I am one of the finest minds on the planet; someday I hope to be two of them. www.bitterdefeat.com

My Interests

I like to drink. I like rock n' roll, chicks with tattoos, chicks w/out tattoos, bunnies, comix, too much mascara, scars, guitars, sitars, bars, the planet Mars, and The Cars. And I like to drink.

I'd like to meet:

The Muppets, Motorhead, Dr. Ruth, and Jared from the Subway commercials (so I can punch him in the neck).

Music:

This week: Wire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Black Angels, Kool Kieth, The Zombies, King Diamond, Motley Crue, Gang of Four, Irish revolutionary songs, Joni Mitchel, Ladytron, ELO, Art Brut, The Kinks, Sabbath, Iggy, Iggy, and Iggy. And The Stooges. And Iggy.

Movies:

The Thing, Re-Animator, 24 Hour Party People, Blue Velvet, Weekend, Masculin Feminin, The Great Escape, Blow-Up, Real Genius, Videodrome, Suspiria.

Television:

Good Eats, Battlestar Galactica, Monday Night Football, Dallas, Riptide, Matt Houston, Hardcastle & McCormick, Simon & Simon, Alf, The Equalizer

Books:

Slaughterhouse Five, The Name of the Rose, The Chicago Manual of Style, Physician's Desk Reference, Godard on Godard, White Noise, Please Kill Me, Edith Hamilton's Mythology, The Virgin Suicides, World War Z.

Heroes:

Green Lantern, Han Solo, Captain Kirk, King Arthur, Keith Moon, Thor, the Care Bears. Just kidding... I think Thor is "swishy."