an idiotic verse |
uh ohwatch outsomebody give me the micis this thing on?i think it ishere i go................yowhats up with the most fartbag maytag refridgerator salespeopletrying to get up in milly's face like they...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:07:00 PST |
Satan watch over you, Tom Poston |
In the continuing shittiness that is the Earth, Tom Poston died today. Tom Poston- arch-handyman of Newhart. Tom Poston, a man who co-starred in a show alongside the guy who starred in Fight For Your ...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:54:00 PST |
dedicated to $hamrock and all the white rappers |
yo.....feel me on thisfrom the heartcheck itbounce-wussup with dead rocks and head shots?kennedy exploded all over fort knoxruined the goldand people wanna hear shit from rappers that been baked half ...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST |
Let's take a moment to review all the shit I bought in San Francisco |
Sensacional Soul comp 2xlpBay Area Funk comp lpThe Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem - Hearty and Hellish lpThe Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem - w/ Pete Seeger lpThe Clancy Brothers & Tommy Mak...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST |
James Brown is Dead, but My Chemical Romance Isn't = No God |
On this holiest of holy days, I spent the evening with my friend who is currently on lockdown. As is his pops. We decided to drink beers and watch The Passion of the Christ.While I was watching a hipp...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST |
a fresh new rhyme for you easily amused white people |
yo check this out---aightthis goes out to you, and you, and you---peep itI smack down white chicks that say "Hi!" to the homelessShow up at the club and blow up those that grub CoronasBuy yo...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST |
Ay yo, yo check it....ay yo.....yo turn my headphones up |
I'm like Burt Convey - ill with hosting dutiesI want to smack Rosie O'Donnell in her snooty patootieFatso lesbo gets no love yoThrow some fiber on some dynamite and give her a Super Colon Blowmy rhyme...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Extreme Masturbation |
- cheese grater- fucking a bowl of lava- dipping your balls into a lion's anus- making a fake mustache with a lion's anus- balancing your apple martini on your penis while lighting your nuts on fire w...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:46:00 PST |
Sippin on some Kedem, Passover Thank-Yous |
Happy motherfucking Pesach to all my circumsized and brunette peoples. Tip a bottle of Kedem to all the fallen souljahs.Down that brisket like there ain't no goddamn Meshiach coming.- I wanna gi...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST |
Quick 1 4 Da Fellaz |
Watch as I bust nutseat pretzels by Utzshow up and funcrushthe name is Dave, capitalize the Dpeople get embarassed when they hangin' with mecuz I'm known to get phys-ic-a-llyretardedyo son, who farted...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:51:00 PST |
