My name is Jeff. I knocked up a really cute Italian chick, now we are happily married. We have two beautiful daughters; Gracie, who is 6, and Abigail, just born September 30th at 11:48 pm. A dog named Dave (R.I.P. Harley, are you doing smack with Lane Staley?) and a cat named Clooney. I am a shitty drummer, and proud of it. I don't know how to swim, and I like sandwiches. Thus far, I have not made an effort to learn any foreign languages. We have wood floors in our main living area upstairs. People milling about in my yard really piss me off.
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