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Zena

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About Me

~i don't have a song called "kill your husband" on my profile as any comment on my current love life. i just think they are fucking awesome! and while i'm promoting bands, feinwood is the shit!!!~

I am Zena. I am a blue merle sheltie.
I hate humans on wheels.

I also enjoy chewing the ears off all my stuffed toys.


My mom and dad resuced me from the shelter when I was five years old. My old mom left me there 'cause she was moving. They fixed me at the shelter. I think I must have had puppies since I wasn't spayed until I was five.
Zena's sexual nickname:

"Pornstar Butt"

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My Interests

Eating. Eating squirrels. Barking at dogs or humans on wheels.

I like the pettening. I like belly rubs good too.


and I like human food and unattended chocolate.

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I'd like to meet:

Dogs who will play with me and not be intimidated by my urges to bare teeth, growl, and nip at the neck.

You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
what? because I like the color blue?

Music:

Mom & Dad like Bauhaus, Current 93, Swans, Angels of Light, & Nick Cave. I suppose I do too.

Movies:

Best in Show.

Heroes:

my mom and dad #2.

and my dad #1, too.

but he doesn't like myspace at all. actually, neither of my dads do.

My Blog

dental surgery today

yeah, i missed my appointment last tuesday for my surgery, so i'm going in today. in about an hour or so. so my grandma called my mom and asked how i was doing, so ma tells her that i'm getting my tee...
Posted by Zena on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:46:00 PST

My Upcoming Adventures

So, my mom made me an appointment at my doctor's. I'm so mad at her. I have to go in Friday, my dad's gonna drop me off in the morning. They're gonna groom me, it'll be like a salon day... Then they'r...
Posted by Zena on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST

i like to think i am like the humans

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?i have one big one on my belly from being spayed.2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? floggers, paintings, hooks, pictures, shelves with knick-knacks.3. WHAT ...
Posted by Zena on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:36:00 PST

i got tagged

Once you are tagged you MUST write an entry about 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names.1. i li...
Posted by Zena on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:34:00 PST

for those of you out there that think i can't take a survey...

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 45 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!1. How tall are you barefoot? 2' if that.2. Have you ever smoked before? second-hand out ...
Posted by Zena on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:39:00 PST

three things survey

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. zena2. zee3. miss fluffy buttTHREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:1. bluemerlezena 2. 3. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. my tail.2. my toes.3. my cute face.THREE P...
Posted by Zena on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:58:00 PST

i took some cute pills last night while mom & dad were sleeping.

and i have new powers this morning. like the "big ball -o- fluff with head, tail sticking out" power that draws the instantaneous chorus of "awwwww" and the incessant pettening. awesome. i love it....
Posted by Zena on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:46:00 PST

boring

*yawn* i like food. give me more. *pause* pet me. now please. *sigh*
Posted by Zena on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST