Jason

I like walking down streets on the west coast where I have no idea where I am, and on mapquest it looks like it would be a short simple walk - but instead it takes you more like 40 minutes. I like hitching a ride from a city I've never been in, to another city I've never been in, with awesome people I've only known for a short while. I like watching hotel beds when they're on fire. I enjoy helping my friends look for hookers. I love the beach vacation that my friends and I always talk about, but never go on, because we always end up in Las Vegas or watching each other try to kill ourselves in a canyon named Widow Maker. I like how my TV remote control always ends up by my microwave, but I never remember putting it there. I enjoy nice drives in the middle of the desert interrupted by the emergency brake being pulled and the car almost driving off the side of the road into a ditch full of boulders, and the driver gets all mad that it happened and hates everyone, but then 1 hour later thinks it's the funniest thing ever and now considers it a "good time" but still a "dick move". I like getting drunk and making important plans/decisions.