Ben Vermin

I like (some) music, playing the guitar (once every 2 months), 1 good book a year, rocking chairs, and Panini's steak sandwiches with cole slaw at 2 am. I hate public restrooms...except for the ones at Target. I've been pretty good at destroying those lately. I'm kind of a germaphobe and I'm really good at overthinking everything but often come to the conclusion that I just don't give a shit all that much anymore. I hate cold weather. I used to go snowboarding but now I'm too fat and lazy to drag my ass onto a hill and strap my feet in. I like to tell myself that if I lived by the ocean I'd have the ambition to go surfing. I used to go on 10 awesome vacations a year, but now I'm lucky if I can make it down to Amish Country to browse around and look at knick knacks and oak furniture and have a fucking turkey and mashed potato dinner at the Amish Door. I've got a whole shithouse of awesome music gear that I just got done pushing into a far corner so I can set up a ping-pong table in its place. Usually my daily goal consists of making it from point A to point B without shitting my pants.