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About Me

It's me, Foster Esterhazy!!!1!!You ought to know:

The Earth is Flat. The Apollo Program was a hoax. A cabal of secret Russians controls all the oil. Their enemeis, who are also Russian, but also some Chinese and Americans and British, control the nukes. There are no Orbital Mind Control Lasers. Yet. But if there were, an aluminum foil deflector beanie might offer some protection.

WANTED: SASQUATCH

My Interests

conspiracy theory, sasquatch, parabiology, pataphysics, xenobiology, punk rock music, thrift stores, JFK, qaballah, the Illuminati, UFOlogy, little grey people

I'd like to meet:

SASQUATCH, fellow THEORISTS, the conspiracy press, informants (especially those interested in talking for the record about the IPHOSOLVA AFFAIR), girl ninjas, girls, someone with a kirlian camera, JFK (the movie bubbahotep wasn't so far from the truth!), Yuri Geller's astral projection, reformed freemasons, Jello Biafra

Music:

Dead Kennedys, Electric Six, Propaghandi, Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, Throbbing Gristle, Negativland, Apocalypse Hoboken, The Mister T Experience, Combustible Edison, The Refused, (International) Noise Conspiracy, Public Enemy

Movies:

The Manchurian Candidate, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, Aliens, old school Star Wars, the Zapruder Film

Television:

X-Files. duh. (pre-movie!)

Books:

Blood, Money & Power: How L. B. J. Killed J. F. K., Silencing the Lone Assassin: The Murders of JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald, Practical UFOlogy, Field Guide of North American Cryptozoology, Prinicipia Discordia, Book of the Subgenius, Naked Lunch, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Robert Anton Wilson

Heroes:

Charles Forte, Art Bell, Tavis Smiley
JFK
Malaclypse the Younger, "Bob"

My Blog

korean NAZIS

THEY DIDN'T GO TO ARGENTINA!!!! LOOK:::: I knew THEY had escaped somewhere in the world. ARGENTINA was too easy an answer. They have Elvis hostage. And JFK's brain fragments in a VAT of PRESERV...
Posted by Foster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

michael MOORE 9/11

Okay, is anybody else tired of being DECEIVED by this fucking guy?! Look, Michael Moore is not here to help you! He is a plant, a narc, a fucking mole. There are already SOME out there who'd like t...
Posted by Foster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KISSINGER and the ILLUMINATI... what could it MEAN?!

Today I was given the startling information that Henry KISSINGER keeps a copy of Steve Jackson's Illuminati in his study. While I cannot endanger my source by stating how I came about this information...
Posted by Foster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I AM FOSTER, and the Ford MOTOR company

That's right, bubbies, it's the Fosternator. I should mention that, although I'm not really down with the online dating, the Fosternator is now single, since Darcy and I had some differences. Actu...
Posted by Foster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who has the nukes?

Why has no one acquired a nuclear device and used it in a terrorist action yet? The United States spends an incredible amount of time and effort policing the circulation of weapons grade fissionabl...
Posted by Foster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST