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lara

i want to be nomi malone except not really

About Me

every morning i take a flintstone's vitamin, but i only eat the purple Dino's since all other character/color combinations are not accurate to the cartoon. thus, i have buy a lot of vitamins. i also play more video games than a 12 year old overweight child who finds his escape from feelings through cheetos and a hand-held controller. lastly, shortly after this picture was taken i got into a fight with a red balloon. it had it coming though.

My Interests

clog dancing

I'd like to meet:

harry potter... not daniel radcliff... harry potter

Music:

any track on celine dion's megahit cd "let's talk about love"

Movies:

movies i adore and my sister wishes she could love: anne of green gables 1, anne of green gables 2, anne of green gables 3, follow that bird, the princess diaries 1, the princess diaries 2, heavyweights, jumanji, my giant, heidi (not the one with shirley temple, she's sorta lame in that obscenely cute way), office space, teenage mutant ninja turtles 1, teenage mutant ninja turtles 2

movies my sister and i both love: a mighty wind, best in show, i 3 huckabees, the life aquatic, rushmore, this is spinal tap, the royal tenenbaums

Television:

the simpsons, family guy, south park, grey's anatomy, buffy the vampire slayer, six feet under, strangers with candy, daria, arrested development, most extreme action elimination challenge, bug juice

Books:

me talk pretty one day, naked, barrel fever, dress your children in corduroy and denim, harry potter 1, harry potter 2, harry potter 3, harry potter 4, harry potter 5, harry potter 6, harry potter 7 (following a trend i have a hunch i'm going to enjoy it), the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, cod: the biography of a fish, the collected works of both the baby sitters club and thoroughbred series

i also collect a lot of old girl scout manuals to laugh at the home making sections, and lessons on how girls can become proper wives. my favorite one is from the 1940's and has handwritten notes in the margins on especially important tips

Heroes:

the inventor of toothpaste... without him it may have been named toothglue which is totally less cool