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About Me

im a neurotic psychopath..i constantly engage myself in fits of catatonic rage..frustrated by the fact that despite my age, my parents are still up my ass..chain smoker..if i were 2 die and be reincarnated, i would be jessica zafra's toilet seat (they say people come up with their most brilliant ideas while sitting on the john) extremely possesive with my friends..chronic drunkard..i hav this bad habit of changing channels all the time..i hate flies & all things that crawl, yes, especially those who grovel before me when i go into my pretentious bitch mode..i cannot stand bad english, so don't talk to me if ur barok..Bratinella Numero Uno according to my namesake..i can live on apple pie & raisins alone..movie freak..gadget freak..bag freak, i have about 40 of em now..frustrated hippie, a flower child trapped in an egocentric maniac..i once got knocked out popping 3 tabs of xanax..i have big feet..i snore the instant my head touches the sheets..therapy for me is reading the swapping page on the buy & sell portion of the sunday paper..my efficiency is enhanced with cramming..i live mostly in my head so don't bother getting my attention when im staring out to space..i laugh at anything and everything, from people tripping on the sidewalk to wannabe socialites with SECOSANA bags..social climbing is a sport..people think im mental, and yes, i am aware of that..lately iv been fixated on all things green: green bags, green track jackets, green earrings, green eggs and ham..i have the most retarded family and i love them to bits..i heart sunsets, tho i hate the sun, & im pretty sure it hates me..compulsive liar..maan's bitch..bum..procrastinator..slave-driver..bitch-slapper.i'm a mean girl and i don't give a rat's ass on what you think.

My Interests

good conversations over coffee and cigarettes, booze, bakes, music, chillax, shom, friends, laughing, shopping, flip-flops, make-up, bags & clutches, eating out, singing in the shower and dancing in my pjs, long drives, celebrities, supermarket tabloids, crossword puzzles, cheese floss, the 80's, weekends, movies, CSI, good books, hugs, kilig moments, more bakes, johnny knoxville, procrastinating, mind games and blatant sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

trust me, u dont wana be my friend. not unless, you are..*jessica zafra.. *agreeable to being my man slave..ul be my bend-over bf..haha![flaming idiots would have never understood wut i jst said].. *a med student with a mohawk.. *vito corleone.. *a college professor who i can get hammered with, kinda like paulo yanga of Thames.. *christopher walken, so i could finally use my tap dancing shoes.. *paolo manalo, then we'd have a sleep over at jolina magdangal's (buy his book).. *my dead, druglord of an uncle, i wish i had the chance to meet u way back wen i was still in college.. *a wilmer valderrama look-alike, if possible, wilmer valderrama himself.. *paul b. zafaralla, probably the only professor whose lectures I actually listened to..View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

anything i can dance to. oldies like frank sinatra, burt bacharach, ella fitzgerald, louis armstrong, dean martin and tony bennet. new wave. doo wop, and feel good love songs like tea for two :) if i feel like getting sabaw i listen to war's low rider. but please, don't make me listen to RAP!! tiesto, hird, chicane, kaskade & benny bennasi, i've been into house since i was 18. emiliana torrini, fiona apple, stereophonics, Frou Frou, the beatles, elvis costello, lily allen, aerosmith, radiohead, the clash, the kinks, the ramones. portishead and massive attack. pixies & dave matthew's. homegrown music like kiko machine, day one, imago, cynthia alexander and chicosci. maria callas. totally diggin rusted root's send me on my way. groove armada & new order on heavy rotation. i also have a weird penchant for old christmas jingles :) justin timberlake (i kraaaaassss him)

Movies:

forrest gump, silence of the lambs, casablanca, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dazed and confused, terms of endearment, i am sam, steel magnolias, when harry met sally, fast times at ridgemont high(i fell for sean penn in this one), super troopers, stand by me, little miss sunshine, sgt. bilko, indiana jones & back to the future series, coming to america, with honors, shawshank redemption, empire of the sun, carlito's way, scarface, goodfellas, sound of music, requiem for a dream, saving face(must see), reservoir dogs, thirteen, revenge of the nerds, say anything, ferris bueller's day off, amelie, sleeping beauty, cinderella, alice in wonderland(bakit ba)..any steve martin & adam sandler movie(mababaw ang tawa ko), transformers, the simpsons, animal house. molly ringwald flicks(pretty in pink, the breakfast club, 16 candles), japanese horror flicks, booba, beaches!!

Television:

snl, csi, 24, heroes, the office, jeopardy, i love lucy, married with children reruns, wonder years, anything on nat geo, that 70's show, recess and hey arnold. the daily show with jon stewart, conan o'brien, arrested development, chappelle's show, my name is earl, voltron, transformers gen1(i hope they bring this back), family guy & the simpsons. house md and old school all that on nickelodean. vh1's i love the 80's and 90's. malcolm in the middle & everybody loves raymond..CSI, CSI, CSI..(god i watch too much tv)

Books:

anything zafra & neruda, paolo manalo's jolography, art of war, robert greene's 48 laws of power and arthur golden's memoirs of a geisha. anything from psychological self-help to pinoy publications to the back of cereal boxes

Heroes:

my mommy.