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**Renee**

i love the smell of burning bridges....

About Me

If you're looking for constistency, you won't find it here.I have a serious stance on umbrellas.I won't answer the same question more than once.I'm pretty and ugly, I'm outspoken and super shy.I either HATE you or I LOVE you (there's no in between). I'm fiercly defensive of the people that land in the "Love" category.I'm the nicest person you will ever meet in your whole life or I'm the coldest bitch you've ever come in contact with.I've beaten oompa loompas, i've been stalked by a person who wanted to live inside of my body.I am the bastard love child of Martha Stewart and Marilyn Manson.I'm currently living the greatest love affair in the history of man. i love these 2 people more than anything in the world!

My Interests

taking all left turns, latex pants, bed bath and beyond beach sheets, love, sundays, every animal on the planet, music, my partner in crime, adventure, sleep, divorcing the wrong man, marrying the right one, apple juice, tiny little peanuts, sidney and nancy, destroying the all-american rejects, whistling to tv show theme songs, temperature contol (i am very interested in that), pretending to work, presents (giving them of course), routines, chaos, porn, drinking 8 bottles of water a day, TWO......

I'd like to meet:

chances are, I don't want to meet you. I'd love to meet people who are friends of my awesome friends. And people I knew in a previous life. I don't have room or patience for new things. That means NO BANDS. I'm sorry if that doesn't fit into your plan of taking over the world one person on myspace at a time, but I'm just plain not interested in befriending your band...

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, TOOL, Pantera, System of a Down, JOKER FIVE SPEED, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Air Supply, SLUNT, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters, Def Leppard, The Cure, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Stalone, Guns N' Roses, Ministry, Motley Crue, Rage Against the Machine, James Taylor, Scorpions, Skid Row, Slipknot, Thrill Kill Cult, Travis, Danko Jones, Type O Negative, The Cranes, L7, Curve....blah blah blah

Movies:

i think STAYIN ALIVE is the greatest movie ever made and I really don't care what you think about that! ..i like anything with singing and dancing in it [a chorus line, hans christian anderson, annie, hello dolly, the red shoes, grease 2 (not grease 1 like you sheep), staying alive], i like creepy dark movies [interview with the vampire, the craft, phantasm 2],i do not like space movies or movies with obvious computer graphics [except for space balls and kung fu hustle], i'm a sucker for stupid humor [old school, billy madison, the meaning of life, anchorman], i think crying is sexy [enter the notebook].....did i mention BUSTY COPS 2??

Television:

I'm a reality TV whore, Survivor, The Amazin' Race (as Tor likes to call it), General Hospital (keep your opinion to yourself), Big Love, Weeds, Arrested Development (may you rest in peace), Scrubs, My name is Earl, The Office, America's Funniest Home Videos (OOOOWWWWWWW), Autopsy 1-92....

Books:

Anne Rice, Memoirs of Cleopatra, Shel Silverstein, Ovid's Metamorphosis, Martha Stewart Living (I know it's a magazine, but there's no section for magazines)...

Heroes:

My mom, my sister, Betty Page, Dita Von Teese, Martha Stewart, Carmen Electra and the love of my life because he's everything a person should be!

My Blog

taking a deep breath.....

did you ever feel like someone broke your spirit? a whole bunch of someone's who aren't even worthy of standing next to your spirit? dear sweet 6lb 8oz baby jesus, please give me the strength to not m...
Posted by **Renee** on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST

biopsy

so, a few months ago, my terribly sexy boyfriend tells me that TOOL (my favorite band) is going on a european summer tour....which means their coming here in the fall!oh man, i was soooooooo excited.A...
Posted by **Renee** on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

Which Bettie Are You??

You're Whip Bettie. You're definitely on themasochistic side. You like to sport dark colorsand especially black vinyl. Pain isbeauty...and well SEXY! Many see you as abitch, but that's okay, you can't...
Posted by **Renee** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you guys rock!!

I'm not a fan of this journalesque type thing and I know I've said it before, but you guys are awesome. Thank you so much for being such incredible friends!! This is a really tough time for me, and ...
Posted by **Renee** on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST