Poet.... priest of nothing.... sinner.... saint.... half human.... half angel....all love....To all those who come and go in my life and the special ones that stay... Here is all you need to know about me...*Fasten your seatbelt...
*I love Christian Dior...
*I'd rather spend time with my cats than most people...
*My cats only drink bottled water...
*I'm not religious...
*I'm very spiritual...
*I think I saw the Virgin Mary once...
*My guardian angel saved me from a car wreck when I wasn't wearing my seat belt... (I had finger print bruises on my arms and I found a broken feather in my back seat)
*I love angels and anything or anyone who has wings...
*I don't kill anything.. (not even flies or spiders. I shoo them out the window)
*I dreamed once that I was on a planet ruled by giant insects... (I met a young fly and he tore my arms off)
*I like suspenseful thrillers and movies that scare me...
*If I were a vampire I would have to rob blood banks because I wouldn't want to bite anyone...
*I dated a rock star once...
*I dated a movie star once...
*I love diamonds...
*I love shoes... (I have almost 100 pair)
*I like being naked but only if it's vital to the story...
*I ran with scissors once...
*I love all things that are "sad" because it means they/it cares about something or someone...
*I cry at sad movies...
*I cry at happy movies...
*I cry when the wind blows in my face...
*I bought a goldfish and it died the next day...
*I bought a piranha and made him eat hamburger... (he lived 3 years)
*I love the ocean but I won't get in the water (fear of being eaten alive)
*I have a car but I hate to drive, I'd rather take the subway, a taxi, or a limo...
*I have a fear of dying and not being remembered...
*I see the world as only an artist can...
*I take pictures in black and white and color them how I see fit...
*I wish the sky was yellow... blue is often too sad...
*I laugh alot...mostly at myself...
*I love the Bionic Woman... (AND THEY BROUGHT HER BACK!)
*I smoke too much... (I QUIT JAN. 12TH 2007)
*I don't think second hand smoke works fast enough... ( I STILL BELIEVE THIS..)
*I can't cook, but I can dial the phone for delivery...
*I love art that has meaning...
*I love almost all kinds of music...
*I think people who play guitars are sexy...
*I love people who can sing a'cappella...
*I do not like those who lip sync... (if you can't sing and dance at the same time...stand still!)
*I've been to 47 states and 5 countries...
*I paid my own way through college and never used my degree...
*I wish we had a monarchy in the U.S. and I was king...
*I love chimpanzees and wish people would stop killing them...
*I cried when I found out there were only 324 mountain gorillas left in the wild... (We butchered the rest of them)
*I think I may have been Eva Peron in a former life...
*I think Jane Goodall should be canonized...
*If you give me the chance, I will steal your heart...
*Right now if you ask me who I love.... I would say you...
So there you have it... "The Hitchhikers Guide To Surviving Trey". And lastly, save a chimp... save a whale... save a tree... save yourself... just save something...
Favorite Quotes:
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."
~Michaelangelo Buonarroti
"If I ever fall, look out for the crash. There will be no one left standing."
~Eva Maria Duarte de Peron
"Don't forget me if you become famous... because I won't forget you if you don't."
~Trey L.A.
