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Never Trust A Pirate

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About Me

I married my true love, best friend, and God given gift Rachel Weigman, on May 11th 2007.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.
I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.
I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.
Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black
"You can have it in any color you like...
As long as it's black"-Henry Ford
"I don't have a smile for you, I wont deliver any
happy news, The only thing for you i've got, Is a
spike to impale, And a hope you rot."-Me
"Jason, you are a dick, D-I-H-K! DIHK!!!"-Me
"Are you kidding! This whole damn job is one HUGE
sexual harassment law suit just waiting for that last
ass grab to throw it into action. And were ALL going
down in this one."-Me
"This is almost as bad as getting drunk and going
crazy all over town. Rampaging trash cans and
wrestling sewer rats. And then eventually waking up
and realizing you got a tattoo of a yeti sucker
punching godzilla square in the beanbag while wearing
spongebob square pants boxers and wearing a clown wig,
yeah, that was a bad night..."-Me
"Smoking never hurt anyone. Now the cancer it caused
hurt them, but the ciggarettes are innocnet"-Me
'That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet in
stranger eons even death may die.'-H.P. Lovecraft
"Haniging myself with the little amount of rope I've
been given"-ME
"6 Archers! What the hell have you guys been doing?"
-Levi
"Kill them, and send them back to hell where they
belong"-Tanner
"Thats uber muy bueno, did you catch that, i used 3
languages in one sentance, German, Spanish, and
English."-Tanner
"This god that I worship (a faded reflection). This
demon I blame (a flickering flame). Conspire as one,
exactly the same. It's exactly the same."-Lamb Of God
"Seize the darkened day, there's only hell to pay. And
no left to see this prodigal return. Sweet apathy's
black toll,You'll mourn the traded soul. I'll dig a
deeper hole, sanctity a breath away. Just a breath
away. Blacken the cursed sun, You're not the only one.
To have sunk so far and low, There is no tomorrow."-
Lamb Of God
"Something my granddad used to tell us. You know
Macumba? Voodoo. My granddad was a priest in Trinidad.
He used to tell us, "When there's no more room in
hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-Peter 'Dawn of the Dead (1978)'
"One of the great things about young people is that
they do question, that they do care deeply about
justice, and they they have open minds."
-Zack de la Rocha
“The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over.”-Hunter S. Thompson
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Fear is just another word for ignorance”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"When I whet my flashing sword and my hand takes hold
in judgment, I shall take vengeance upon mine enemies
and I will repay those who hate me"-Deuteronomy 32:41
"Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be
shed, for in the image of God, made He man"-Genesis 9:6
"Have mercy upon us, O LORD, have mercy upon us:
for we are exceedingly filled with contempt."-Psalms
123:3
"For I know the plans that I have for you, declares
the LORD, 'plans for welfare and not for calamity
to give you a future and a hope."-Jeremiah 29:11
"We're called to hold our hands against the wounds of a broken world, to stop the bleeding."-Don Miller
Vote Cthulhu in '08
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My Interests

Music:


AFI, Aiden,
Atreyu, Arch Enemy,
As Skies Fall, As I Lay Dying,
Avenged Sevenfold, Black Sabbath,
Bleach, Bullets and Octane,
CKY, Children Of Bodom,
Cradle Of Filth,
Damage Plan, Dead of Dawn,
Demon Hunter, Dethklok, Dimmu Borgir,
Genuine Imitation, Green Day,
Hammerfall, HIM,
Himsa, Holland,
In Flames, Iron Maiden,
Johnny Cash, Journey,
Killswitch Engage,
Kelly Klarkson, Klovr,
Kutless, Lamb Of God, Lacuna Coil,
Led Zepplin, Mastodon, Megadeath,
Metallica, Meshuggah, Motorhead, Mudvayne,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Murder Dolls, My Chemical Romance,
Nirvanna, Nightwish,
Opeth, Ozzy Osbourne,
Pantera, Pink Floyd,
Queens Of The Stone Age,
Quiet Riot, Ramstein,
Rage Against the Machine,
Rob Zombie, Skillet,
Slayer, Slipknot, Static-X,
Sum-41, System of a Down,
Talos, The Beatles, The Cars,
The Agony Scene, The Doors,
The Esoteric, The Haunted,
The Misfits, The Offspring,
The Ramones, The Scorpions,
Tristania, Twisted Sister, Wednesday 13,
Weezer, Winter Soulstice,
White Zombie, Zao

Movies:


5th Element, Animal House,
Army of Darkness, Austin Powers I, II, & III,
Black Sheep, Blade Runner,
Braveheart, Civil Case,
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory CKY videos,
Clockwork Orange, Corpse Bride,
Dawn Of The Dead (1978 & 2003),
Day Of The Dead, Desperado,
Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands,
Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Event Horizon,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Falling Down,
Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th II, Gladiator,
Grind, Halloween,
Jackass the movie, Kill Bill Volume 1&2,
Kung Pow!, Land Of The Dead,
Lord of the Rings I, II, & III,
Monty Pythons: Holy Grail, Life of Brian, & the
Meaning of Life,
Night Of The Living Dead,
Napolean Dynamite, Nightmare Before Christmas,
Once Upon a Time in Mexico,
Pirates of the Carribean, Pulp Fiction,
Resevoir Dogs, Resident Evil, Resident Evil:Apocolypse,
Scarface, Sleepy Hollow, Star Wars I-VI,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original and remake),
That Thing You Do, The Crow, The Godfather I & II,
The Secret of Nihm, Tommy Boy, Van Helsing,
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
ZAO: Lesser Lights Of Heaven

Heroes:



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My Blog

MANSON & SLAYER!!!!!!!!

was thursaday, sorry im behind on posting it, but whatever i've got things i've been doing. And im posting this blog today, and at this time speciffically because on my way to work this morning at 6:2...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

Request

im needing a drummer, really bad. Jeremiah and i are trying to start a band, but we have no drummer, so any leads just let me or him know, were looking for someone predominaently in the christian fait...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

cuz i gotta

havent updated for a while so i thought i should. married life is awesome, i love my wife very much, and am so glad we get to spend time together. The honeymoon was great, she got the flu at the begi...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

i moved into my apartment

and its pretty awesome. i dont have internet there, so my check ins are gonna become few and far between, sorry, but if you want to stay in contact with me as much as you are now, i am accepting donat...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:16:00 PST

i got me a new phone today

and so, if your a friend of mine, i more than likely have your number but you dont have mine...yet, send me a message and ill get the new number to you soon, im really uncomfortable with posting my ph...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

i'm not alone, with the touch of your hand i am whole again

so lately ive just been feeling really heavy, like im having problems with stuff with my dad,for those of you that i havent tlaked to about it, theres alot of just weird stuff that have been series of...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

Zombie Apocalypse

im serious, its on like Tommy Chong. over the last 4 days, i have seen like 8 ambulances and 12 firetrucks, and have heard about half a dozen sirens go by just since yesterday. so get plenty of ammo, ...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

LAMB OF GOD!!!!!!!!

i just got home and showered after the show. it was incredible. Gojira is frances saving grace, they are the one thing that is making me not want to destroy the whole country. Machine Head is awesome,...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:47:00 PST

My Chemical Romance....eff the cold

I went to the My Chem show tonight, it was AMAZING they did an excellent job, and were very energized, they played their entire "Black Parade" cd PLUS 1/2 of "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge". It was a...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK

i moved to lincoln nebraska yesterday, so i am now an offical nebraska resident again, so if your reading this, drop me a line, we need to hang out again. also Jerry and i are still trying to sta...
Posted by Never Trust A Pirate on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:13:00 PST