I am a simple girl with a simple mind. I like birdbaths and watching my brother sign the lyrics to music. Shaving my legs has become unimportant as of late, so I guess that sums up my love life. People who dont believe that Snipe hunting is a real sport...well they can just kiss my ass. I hate most things colored yellow and I eat sauerkraut like a champ. My favorite flower is the Forget-Me-Not and sometimes I masturbate two or three times a day, if I feel inspired to do as such. It's my belief that someone should shoot Drew Carey in the cock for saying "Cleveland Rocks"...because...it doesnt rock at all. I like watching the FOX series, "House". This one time...in band camp....no, I am just kidding...but really...this one time in band camp....i ate some really bad fish sticks...and now I hate lesbians. I also hate pee'ing. I mean, sure my bladder feels better after I have gone number 1 but it just seems like such a waste of 3.5 minutes.
Now that I have been candid "about me"...tell me about yourself.
