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EVERYONE!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Simon Bradley
Birthday: Soon!
Birthplace: Newmarket
Current Location% 3A 52° 20' 55. 97" N 0°31' 05. 23" E
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black with a couple grey hairs!
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Chinese, we created fireworks yanno.
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC's
Your Weakness: I have none!
Your Fears: Clowns and attractive midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: One with naked women on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 8 days to go: Not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I've got a 10" cock and I want to put it in your eye" No? Maybe just me then.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm alive!
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: is when I go to bed?
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Always Coca Cola!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Even though its run by a scary clown, McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Orgies! oh thats not an option.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, don't think I've tried Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanillla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck and yuck
Do you Smoke: Does Yoda talk all back to front?
Do you Swear: to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Fucking right doggy!
Do you Sing: Like a gangstfied angel!
Do you Shower Daily: Nope, mud baths are so much more fun.
Have you Been in Love: Indeed I have.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, someone stole my t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Of course
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm so fucking gorgeous I'm above super models (stop laughing!)
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, vegetables are so yummy, makes me want to slap my mum
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I came out of her lady bits
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep, even better with lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Only the man flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course not, its bad for you...
In the past month have you Smoked: See above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't think I have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ummm, nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: We don't have "malls" here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, many ladies hearts! (Stop laughing again)
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Sometimes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, with my Triad looks, noone would dare!
Ever Shoplifted: If I had pockets big enough to fit a shop, I'm sure I'd try it
How do you want to Die: Saving the world
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fluffer or Jizz Mopper
What country would you most like to Visit: Belgium
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black or Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short
Weight: Not a fatty
Best Clothing Style: Freestyle
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not enough
Number of CDs I own: Dont know
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None

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Music:

RnB, Hip hop, Indie, Alternative, Dance, hell even a bit of country, yeehaw!

Television:

is the devil!!

Books:

Reading is for nerds