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..and therein lies the paradox
if the cat had pajamas, they would have cute little pictures of me on them
i tear up at the hero moment
im bringing awkward back
"fuck you, bear." and the bear's like, "no. fuck you."
how old would you be if you didnt know how old you were?
i've never been to outer space
"did i hear somebody say deal?"
"hey you. get your dammed hands off her."
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My Interests

im interested... yes. im interested in the question. the question right now is, "why?"
maybe "how?"
"are you serious?"
"with who?"
"thats what you want?"
and finally...
"CAN YOU DIG IT?"
thats my interest... that and movies

I'd like to meet:

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
I'm supposed to act like they aren't here. Assuming there's a "they" at all. It may just be my imagination. Whatever it is that's watching, it's not human, unlike little dark eyed Donna. It doesn't ever blink. What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me, into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly, because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better. Because if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again. I'll only wind up dead this way, knowing very little, and getting that little fragment wrong too.

Movies:

my current "my current top 10"
...17 kill bill (both of them)
...17 pan's labyrinth
...16 spider-man (even part 3)
...15 the royal tenenbaums
...14 moulin rouge
...13 a clockwork orange
...12 magnolia
...11 the incredibles
...10 one flew over the cuckoo's nest
...9 trainspotting
...8 v for vendetta
...7 boogie nights
...6 sin city
...5 the lord of the rings (all 3)
...4 back to the future
...3 the life aquatic (the best movie ive ever seen)
...2 batman begins
...1 the matrix (all of them)
top films of the 2007
in no particular order
...the sting...slapshot...harold and maude...the departed...back to the future...justice league unlimited season 1...afro samurai...the good the bad and the ugly

Books:

HOW TO WRITE GOOD!!!!
1. Always avoid alliteration.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague—they're old hat.
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.
8. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
9. Contractions aren't necessary.
10. Do not use a foreign word when there is an adequate English quid pro quo.
11. One should never generalize.
12. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
13. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
14. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
15. It behooves you to avoid archaic expressions.
16. Avoid archaeic spellings too.
17. Understatement is always best.
18. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
19. One-word sentences? Eliminate. Always!
20. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
21. The passive voice should not be used.
22. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
23. Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
24. Who needs rhetorical questions?
25. Don't use commas, that, are not, necessary.
26. Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
27. Never use a big word when a diminutive alternative would suffice.
28. Subject and verb always has to agree.
29. Be more or less specific.
30. Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.
31. Use youre spell chekker to avoid mispeling and to catch typograhpical errers.
32. Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
33. Don't be redundant.
34. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not ineeded.
35. Don't never use no double negatives.
36. Poofread carefully to see if you any words out.
37. Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
38. Eschew obfuscation.
39. No sentence fragments.
40. Don't indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.
41. A writer must not shift your point of view.
42. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!
43. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
44. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
45. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
46. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
47. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
48. Always pick on the correct idiom.
49. The adverb always follows the verb.
50. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
51. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing.
52. And always be sure to finish what

Heroes:

martinlutherking...neo... batman... marv... superman... danieldaylewis... olddirtybastad... rza... quentintarantino... brucelee... peterparker... morpheous... biggie... thewachowskissiblings... ztrip... martinscorsese... mynotalentbrothersandsisters... ptanderson.... wesanderson... chrisnolan... eva.... samraimi... godzilla... v... alanball... kevinspacey... alpacino... rutgerhauer... lukeskywalker... lucrobitaille... waynegretzky... trinity... snoopdogg... frankmiller... alanmoore... brianmichaelbendis... ludacris... bowie... richiehawtin... melgibson... tomhanks... tomcruise... vanessa.... sake... rum... myfirstrave... hockey... alvin... simon... jessie... stacey... thomas... rex... timrobbins... seanpenn... johndepp... cliveowen... dustinhoffman... genehackman... angelicahouston... djp... hansolo... sammendes... dracula... keanureeves.... crispinglover... kingsley... nechro... mixmastermike... magicjohnson... fuckkevinsmith... peterjackson... robin... dannyboyle... richardlinklater... manos... thejoker... harleyquinn... christianwalker... denapilgrim... thehansonbros... robertdeniro... brianleetch... markmessier... bretthull... bobbyorr... rorshach... clinteastwood... paulhaggis... kingkong... willow... twist... harrypalmerandthechocolatefactory... whisper.... quietgirl... jmichaelstraczyinski... brucetimm... chrischelios... jimbrown.... mariolemieux... ali... mom... dad... grandma... notalent!!!..

My Blog

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The Day of a DollarThe thing they tell all of us before we're sent out to do our jobs is, "Every fortune starts with one dollar." But that's just what they tell us, Ones. I don't know what they say to...
Posted by jade... on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST

excerpt about the movie ratings system

In "Scream IV," Good-Looking Teenagers are Trapped in the MPAA Headquarters and Stalked by a Madman with a Press Release: Tuesday Morning Quarterback asked in 2005, "If Hollywood won't show smoking be...
Posted by jade... on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

ever notice... part 1

you ever notice that on the rare occasions you actually feel like blogging, you arent near a computer... or you are but someone else is using it? ... or you are but the internet is down? .... or you w...
Posted by jade... on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

moved

moved ....from the people i'd like ot meet section Want to know the true Stevie Y? Just ask BraxtonBy Eric AdelsonESPN The Magazine The little boy held on to that Vic hockey stick even before he ...
Posted by jade... on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

chairs of 2006

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Posted by jade... on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

JADE'S TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES: Spundae

  as some of the 4 of you that read this surely know, im workin towards being a bigtime filmmaker. i'm getting there... slowly, but along the way i get into some pretty stupid situations.... here...
Posted by jade... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST