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Teaser Bitch™

Real men wear beards.

About Me

My name is Brittany Michelle. ♥
I'm 24 years young.
Vanity is my favorite sin.
I work in the cosmetic industry, I love being pretty & girly.
I have a chihuahua who goes everywhere with me, yes I am one of those people.
I love my job (and money.) I am driven beyond belief.
I am obsessed with Michael Kors, Dooney & Burke handbags, Coffee Bean / Tea Leaf, stilettos, and brown cows (because they make chocolate milk... duh.)
I like to laugh and be around people that are funny.
I don't do drugs. I'm not a big drinker (anymore.) And I don't smoke. Deal with it.
I have a wonderful (& large) family; my older sister is my best friend. :]
I’ve done lots of really rad things in my short life.
I think everyone has their own story, mine has made me into who I am.
I've made mistakes in my life. I've let certain people take advantage of me and I have accepted way less than I really deserve.
But I’ve grown from those mistakes.
Life is a lesson.
Many people have told me I've changed. But the truth is, I think I finally found myself. ♥
Fight for a cure!

My Interests

Cory. My chihuahua, Spade. Fashion. Stilettos. Hair. Cosmetics. Payday. Spending my paycheck. Family dinner. Dr. Pepper. Cuddling, kisses, & hugs. Vegas. Roulette. Epic dudes. Slumber parties. Tour vans with strobe lights. Didgeridoo shenanigans. Dave coming to town (miss you, Dude.) Wii. Slip on shoes. Heavy music... although I am a sucker for gnarly beats and dope raps. Text messages. My niece.

I'd like to meet:

I've met some of the best people on this earth, and some of the worst.

Music:

Some favorites (in no order): Adora. Pantera. Comeback Kid. Between the Buried and Me. Since the Flood. Ramallah. Britney Spears. The_Network. Jay-Z. Kanye West. Full Blown Chaos. Bury Your [fucking] Dead. Timbaland. Misfits. Metallica. MC Chris. The Game. Korn. Lil Wayne. T-Pain. Ion Dissonance. From A Second Story Window. Hatebreed. A Life Once Lost. Chromeo.

I pretty much like anything that is catchy or sounds like machine gun fire.

Movies:

The Bourne Trilogy!!!! Indiana Jones Trilogy. Star Wars. Drumline. All Dogs go to Heaven. Requiem for a Dream. Knocked Up. Wedding Crashers. The Notebook (I'm a girl). Spy Game. Black Hawk Down. Enemy at the Gates. My Baby's Daddy. The Little Mermaid. Dragonfly. Memento. Italian Job. Ocean's 11. Pulp Fiction.

Oh yeah and the Bourne Trilogy...

Television:

Prison Break. Weeds. Gossip Girl. Law and Order. The Hills. Dateline. E! Investigates.

Books:

The Secret. Catcher in the Rye. The Great Gatsby. The Good Earth. Emily Post's Book of Etiquette.

Heroes:

Life is too short to wake up with regrets, love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't & believe everything happens for a reason. ♥

My Blog

Totally Epic.

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Posted by Teaser Bitch™ on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:53:00 PST