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archbishop j collins iii

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


i'm j
i'm a totally EPIC graphic designer
i say totally, epic, rad, sweet, dude, awesome and legit... A LOT
family life
i like being making people laugh
i've been playing guitar for 10 years. i'm not gonna lie, i'm ok at it
cello and violin make me REALLY happy
i draw and paint (not as much as i want to though)
hookah + hummus + good people = good times
i'm a mathematician on the side
i'm a rocker dude, but most of my friends are "normal"
i am VERY sarcastic and have a DRY sense of humor
i'm a flake, but i'm working on not double and triple booking
soymilk milk milk
i LOVE spicy food
eff cheese
sometimes i think my kindness gets taken advantage of
i HATE being patronized
i LOATHE ignorance and intolerance
i have a tattoo and will very soon have tattoos
if you opinion just changed beat it (see ignorance and intolerance)
i LOVE music
i have over 3,000 cds and 200 records
i love the beach, though i'm more of a boardwalk guy
city slicker for sure
i HATE heat, if it's over 75º i'm not happy about it
i have a date with scandinavia in the next 12 months
the east coast too
i have an english personal assistant named Giles
i don't reference inside jokes EVER
ok let's be friends myspace friends now, i have a monthly quota to meet

My Interests

family
friends
music
art
design
suits
tattoos

I'd like to meet:

a gay, one armed, vertically challenged, native american, transvestite. and you (i guess).

Music:

punk
post punk
death rock
new wave
psychobilly
glam
rock n roll
electro
aggrotek
metal

the red hearts (CA)
foray (WA)
dj rekluce (CA)

Movies:

the big lebowski
there will be blood
the boondocks saints
eastern promises
pulp fiction
rocky horror
the shining
the departed
snatch
grindhouse
trainspotting
no country for old men
top gun
braveheart
neverending story
legend
willow
super troopers

Television:

the wire
south park
deadwood
brotherhood
band of brothers
weeds

Books:

the giver
1984
catcher in the rye
catch 22
the illustrated man
a clockwork orange

Heroes:

my family. you don't have to blood to be family, as long as you are willing to bleed for it.