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Lady of 2

I love all my buddies.

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My Interests

Writing idiotic poems for $$$$ Vinyl shower curtains-they smell great The idea of a clog made from Salisbury Steak. Maybe even the reality.

I'd like to meet:

Amy Sedaris Paul Rubens Mike Patton someone who works in a vinyl shower curtain factory

Music:

My favorite album of all time is Enid Mosier : Hi-Fi Calypso Anyone willing to get drunk with me and listen to it is most welcome.I also a fan of Songs of the Doomsday Cult.

Movies:

TAMPOPO (Japan) Juzo Itami. It's a Japanese Noodle Western!

Television:

Intervention.

Books:

THE HAGGIS-ON-WHEY World of Unbelievable Brilliance'sYOUR DISGUSTING HEADRead it-it's my Bible.

Heroes:

Mary Poppins and anyone who has trepanned themselves

My Blog

The gayest thing about me

I really , really love T'Pau's song "Heart and Soul" from the '80s. Not sure why, but I'm sure it qualifies me for some supergay status.
Posted by Lady of 2 on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:46:00 PST

I am living proof that a diet of only cheese is healthy

Well, I had my first physical since I was seventeen. I must admit, I worried about the liver panel. I know my blood pressure is great because I can't pass a cuff at Dominick's without stopping everyth...
Posted by Lady of 2 on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

Another poem about my dog.

Dog Extraordinaire  © Kera C. EvansI met my friend one summer dayExhausted from the heatCars swerved to avoid himin the center of the streetA stoic sight, yet fi...
Posted by Lady of 2 on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

Super gay contest I won- ha ha ha

Here is the link to the site at people's Energy with a super gay "family" photo and my poem. Not too bad- I won free heat in the coldest month of the year! http://keepinguwarm.com/toastyTips.html...
Posted by Lady of 2 on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Poem For Eddie

The Object of My Affection © Kera C. Evans   Of things I know about myself I'd say this is the least that I could fall so desperately for such a smelly beast Your food gets trapped and fest...
Posted by Lady of 2 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Going to go at it full force. . .

I can't help but always have the overwhelming sense that I was meant to do something more meaningful and creative than what I currently have going on. The extra theater job, after just shy of 2 years ...
Posted by Lady of 2 on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST