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Fuckin' Granik

Take me Garth!......Where?? I'm low on gas, and you need a jacket.

About Me

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!

Check out my Recording Studio where I currently Produce and Record: BLUE LIGHT STUDIOS

Listen to my Fuckin' Band - Modesty Panel on: PUREVOLUME

Modesty Panel has FOUR radical songs for your listening pleasure..
RIGHT
HERE!
On Myspace!

My Interests

Your mom & Producing and Engineering at "Blue Light Studios" as well anywhere in the world. Rocking, recording, and touring with my current band, Modesty Panel, as well all the bands I have ever been in over the years, has been, and will always be, one of my greatest passions and outlets. And, well...I like to air drum in the car while I drive...Fuck you, you do too....

I'd like to meet:

MySpace

Music:

FIRST AND FOREMOST - My BAND: Modesty Panel Jay and Jeff are two hot bitches,
...PLUS THEY BOTH HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!
Some of my favs that hit close to home (in my penis): NOFX, Karate, The Mad Caddies, Hot Water Music, Bayside, Johnny Cash, Ten Foot Pole, Hank Williams I, II, and mostly III, The Suicide Machines, The Foo Fighters, The Beastie Boys, Sublime, The Bouncing Souls, The Vandals, The Ziggens, Green Day, Tenacious D, Big Wig, Propaghandi, Old Crow Medicine Show, Langhorne Slim, Jimmy Eat World, Tim Barry, Rancid, Filthy Thieving Bastards, Alkaline Trio, Good Riddance, Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Story of the Year, Lifetime, Nirvana, Sunny Day Real Estate, Pulley, Millencolin, Near Miss, Queen, Jackson 5, Bad Religion, No Use For a Name, Bracket, Incubus, The Police, MxPx, Thrice, Rage Against the Machine, Pennywise, Gorilla Biscuits, The Clash, Inspection 12, Less Than Jake, Mock Orange, At the Drive in, Blink 182, Mars Volta, Snapcase, Kid Dynamite, Rival Schools, Over It, Co-ed, Minor Threat, Rise Against, The Descendants, Metallica, OK Go, Lagwagon, Dick Dale, Gameface, Samiam, Strung Out, Brian Setzer, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Humble Beginnings, Lanemyer, Operation Ivy, Braid, Slayer, The Refused, Van Halen, AC~DC, Face to Face...I'm tired

Movies:

I really have not been at all impressed at the box office as of late. They just don't make 'em like they used to.

Television:

Poker. UFC. Viva La Bam. Fuse. Devils Hockey. Animal Planet. Food Network. The Daily Show w/ John Stewart (most brillant man on TV).

Books:

"All you need to know about the Music Business" and "Recording Tech"...

Heroes:

JC (not the bearded guy who walked on water...fuck that guy), John Stewart, Chris Farley, Lewis Black, Fat Mike, Billie Joe, Andy Wallace, Butch Vig, Steve Albini, Mark Trombino, Dave Grohl, sick producers, and anybody that wants to hang Bush from his nuts. Did I already say ME?

My Blog

BLUE LIGHTS STUDIOS NOW OPENED!!!

 I have recently put alot of blood, sweat and money into opening up what I think to be a radical studio. Blue Light Studios is located in the dungeons of the Sherman Theater in Stroudsburg, PA an...
Posted by Fuckin' Granik on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

In memory of Jay's Aunt - Diane Blanda

She will be missed...Dearly. In light of all the hardships this country has been through - War, gas hikes, terroristic tradgides, etc, Jay's Aunt Diane Blanda (or Aunt Diane to all of us) was one of ...
Posted by Fuckin' Granik on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:23:00 PST