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About Me

ok here it is Im a drinker, writer, reader, chess player, sports fanatic, actor, chef, soldier, romantic, player, thinker, dreamer, realist, agnostic, loudmouth, Giants/Yankees/Devils fan, teacher, student, frat boy, listener, punk rocker, folk admirer, ska lover, best friend, ex boyfriend, enemy, Democrat, womens choice advocate, gun control lobbyist, and movie buff.I don't like people who have a closed mind, I don't like girls who go on and on about their $190 boots. I say "lock it up" way too much. I love politics more than I love alchohol and boy I loooove alchohol.I know the importance of education, love, dreams, optimism, friendship and keeping everything in perspective.I am currently enrolled in the new beer pong academy, needless to say I am in the top of my class...I'm from new jersey, not joisy you ignorant fucks, jersey. I like pizza, cocktails, smoking outside the convience store, and partying at someones house I don't even know. Thats me, love me, hate me, its your choice. Of course the former is so much easier....I am your future congressman.r{} I edited my profile at PimpMyArea , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Anything not involving the army, Bea Arthur, or Sudoku...I HATE SUDOKUGI-Orgy

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Music:

Top 25 songs of all time: 25. Third Eye Blind - SlowMotion 24. Lagwagon - RazorBurn 23. Descendants - Suburban Home 22. Less Than Jake - Jenn 21. Lagwagon - Violins 20. Notorious B.I.G - Juicy 19. Bad Religion - Evangeline 18. NOFX- Clams have feelings too 17. Rise Against- Six ways to Sunday 16. Catch 22 - Supernothing 15. Counting Crows- Mr. Jones 14. Sublime - Romeo 13. Sublime - Garden Grove 12. NOFX - The Decline 11. Good Riddance - Fire Engine Red 10. Bad Religion - Kerosene 09. Bouncing Souls - um...I cant pick 08. Catch 22 - Keasbey Nights 07. NOFX - Idiots are taking over 06. Giorgi and his gang of hooligans -CLIFF SUCKS MONKEY ASS AND NEEDS TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS DAY THAN DISSECT MY TOP 25 SONGS 05. Swingin utters - Bluegrass and Bones 04. Strike Anywhere - American Justice 03. The Ziggens - Dickie built a halfpipe 02. Strung Out - American Paradox 01. Propaghandi - Motor League

Movies:

Top 10 (Subject to change)10. Outside Providence 9. Saving Silverman 8. Wedding Crashers 7. Dodgeball/Zoolander 6. BraveHeart 5. Forest Gump 4. 12 Monkeys 3. Tommy Boy 2. Cinderella Man 1. The Princess Bride

Television:

Top 10 TV Shows of all Time10. Friends 9. Fresh Prince of Bel Air 8. Saved By the Bell 7. The Cosby Show 6. Boy meets World 5. Family Matters 4. Sports Night 3. Family Guy 2. The Simpsons 1. Seinfeld

Books:

Great Books: Gates of Fire, Neros Fighting Machine, Lord of the Flies, The Hobbit, Of Mice and Men, Dante's Inferno, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas, A Tree Grows in brooklyn, An Agnostics Guide to God, Hawkes Harbor, to kill a mockingbird, Corsican honor, The Catcher in the Rye, Absolute Government, The Firm, A Clockwork OrangeGreat Plays: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, and Much ado About nothing.
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My Blog

New Poem...Its been 8 years

Why do we continue the struggle? what's the point of caring? Is there no end? i tire of the excuses, examples, and what might have been. I wish it were discussions, debates, and definite con...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST

Bigotry still exists...a must read

This is a bulletin from a bitch in mississippi, who either had nothing better to do, or all of a sudden between sleeping and eating decided to make a stand... I was bored, and I st...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

Lt. Watada- coward? or hero?

This is to the man who refused to go to war, but in my opinion went about it the wrong way:I deplore the men and women who write negatively about this lieutenant. He has a firm belief, and he is man e...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:13:00 PST

To all of my friends....for you

Its almost time for me to leave and before I go I wanted to let you know how I truly feel about each and every one of you. If you are not on here that doesn't mean that I don't like you, I probably ju...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST

Afghanistan...The Epilogue

Ok, Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls...It has been 1 month and 7 days since I've returned from Afghanistan. I must say, obviously, coming home as been bittersweet. I have friends who took my place...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:28:00 PST

My Afghanistan...THE FINAL CHAPTER

It has been 275 days since I left the United States, for a distant land filled with devastation, hate, and an overall devolution of sorts. I've seen too much, I've seen too little, but I will see no m...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST

Chapter 4.....leave it to the brain....

So here it is, the day we've been waiting for since we set foot on Afghani soil, its time to go home... But Wait!!! Our sister brigade is getting creamed in the (direction I can't say)!!! So since you...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST

madness....the long awaited pt. three

I was asked to write another blog about a week ago. To tell the truth, I didn't think many people actually read these things (283 views). In any case it seems people do and if they will listen, I have...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:41:00 PST

Time Honored Tradition...My afghanistan pt. deuce

I've just discovered, as I am writing this, that I actually enjoy being overseas. Its like a year long vacation away from the tedious garrison army life. No drinking, No sex, its like my own litt...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:44:00 PST

My Afghanistan and the people who live in it.

There seems to be a slight discrepancy over here on who the bad guys really are. Some believe that all the afghani's are evil muslims who are out to get everyone. Others, like myself, believe that the...
Posted by THE Jersey Guido on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:39:00 PST