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Luke

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About Me

I'm going to drink until my pants fall off and I jump in the lagoon.

My Interests

Rocking, movies, and people who use the phrase "I could care less" instead of the more appropriate "I couldn't care less."

I'd like to meet:

Anyone... except people I wouldn't like. I don't want to meet them. Nope, not at all.

Music:

Alright.

Movies:

Koyaanasquatsi

Television:

is for losers and people with money for cable.

Books:

Yep, I read 'em.

Heroes:

There are two kinds of heroes: superheroes and everyday heroes. Everyday heroes are cool, but a single dad or a firefighter is no match for Wolverine's razor sharp claws of face slicing justice.

My Blog

Life In Exile

Everybody's homesick. And I'm not going to get into all that now, 'cause it's such a cliche, and it's been done a thousand times in movies and music, and most of the people that did that topic did it ...
Posted by Luke on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

collect the whole moonset.

About that time... You can tell it's about that time when some old man is looking up from the cartoons on the black and white television. He's looking up, that old man, from the cartoons on his black ...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:36:00 PST

Stompin the Soot Out

We're stompin' the soot out of our shoes. The shift is changin' over and as we march past the clean shirts shufflin' into the plant we give 'em all hand slaps like two little league teams at the end o...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST

Frogman in the Sycamore

             Billy is a frogman that lives in a sycamore tree. The first thing you'd be interested to know about Billy the frogman is that he cert...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:13:00 PST

Meaning What?

Meaning What? Laughing sometimes sounds like crying. But that doesnt mean that laughing is like crying. Except that sometimes you cant stop doing either. And just because someone you know has some ...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:28:00 PST

Insane men with insane objectives

Everything is melting.              You remember the map of the world that hung at the front of your high school geography classroom. It was diff...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:06:00 PST

Bad decisions and the blackness of the human heart.

Some people make bad decisions. Actually, all people sometimes make bad decisions. The heart is some new weapon, the heart is an incurable disease, the heart is throbbing madness. It's a gun...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

Stillwater trout

The cutthroat trout is a wild looking creature. The ones you catch are lean and covered in teeth. They even have teeth on their tongues. They have deep, unblinking black eyes set in their green heads,...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

You paddle out to sea and receive the following text message:

A sheeps bleat hangs in the cold mountain air. Catastrophe. A one lane bridge. A fire at a whorehouse in the desert. The creaking open of a rusty truck door. The flicker of a scented candle burning to...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:55:00 PST

On Fire

Mark was walking down the road and realized, all of a sudden like, that he was definitely on fire. Shit, Mark said when he realized, all of a sudden like, that he was definitely on fire, Im defini...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:11:00 PST