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CLARE

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About Me

Usually says the wrong things. Has a craving to be inappropriate. Likes to solve problems. Eats out too much. Needs a cook. Crosses her legs too much. Talks in third person even though she knows its wrong. In training to be an old lady with a lot of cats. Fidgets. Scrapes her knuckles a lot. Puts talcum powder in her smelly shoes. Wants to be a professional Krumpest! Likes hard woods. Oak. Wants to grow some Cannas. Want to eat Bananas?You don't know how fresh I am! Word.

My Interests

Toothpicks, Fun, Dancing, Food, Pens, Sewing, Gardening, Smells, Traveling, Shoes, Feet, Eating, Sweatsuits, Useless knowledge, Pictures,

I'd like to meet:

the guy on this site: chalk.

Music:

Good music, Funny music, Rawk music, Led Zeppelin, the Shins, Gordy Lightfoot, Kano, Arsonick Scum, Modest Mouse, Black Sabbath, classical spanish guitar music, Sloan, Robert Johson, the Ventures, Belle and Sebastian, Bonnie prince billy, toots, Aesop Rock, Beck, Cody Chestnutt, Daniel Johnston, the Fleetwoods, Elliot Smith, Homer Haynes and Jethro Burns, Jimmy Cliff, the Kinks, Ween, Stevie Wonder, Jim Croce, the smiths

Movies:

Harold and Maude, A heartwarming tale of murder: My Brother's Keeper, The Muppet Movie, low budget documentaries, The Triplets of Belville, bogus propaganda,

Books:

The curious incident of the dog in the nightime.

Heroes:

stuffed animals

My Blog

I broke my temple

Apparently, someone figured out the code for the medication rooms at the hospital and, for security reasons, they had to be changed. The last couple of days that I have worked I have been putting in ...
Posted by CLARE on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST

Genocide

I removed eleven dead starlings from the pond today and five yesterday. My mother and I can't figure out why this is happening. We have collected so many recently that there is ten gallon bucket ful...
Posted by CLARE on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:27:00 PST

tagnabit

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don...
Posted by CLARE on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

FYI

One paddles a canoe. One wears a kayak.
Posted by CLARE on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST

Helpful hints!!!

If someone is trying to get too close for comfort, wipe a booger on their pants. Try it! It works or your money back guaranteed!
Posted by CLARE on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST

New Year's resolutions

1. Accumulate less body hair. 2. Take less time in the shower/take less showers/baths 3. Erase wrinkles 4. Dance more 5. Sit up straight 6. Learn to see without my glasses 7. No clothes shopping...
Posted by CLARE on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:20:00 PST

Why am I awake?

No one loves me, everyone hates me, why don't I go eat worms.
Posted by CLARE on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

old people

 When there is no else there, I am glad to hold the hands of the old and sick.  I get to hear what they say when they talk in their sleep. They tell me stories about their life a long time ago. Most o...
Posted by CLARE on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:56:00 PST

I have a FLICKR account!

As Marty would say, "I feel soo decadent." I can show my pictures on the internet so people can make fun of me even more. I just ate a whole bag a baby carrots. What is going to become of me. http:/...
Posted by CLARE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ice storms suck!!!

I spent 30 minutes scraping my car tonight after work. Hope everyone has fun tomorrow scraping their cars.
Posted by CLARE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST