SARUTOBI

alright where shall i begin, when i was a wee bid lad i was always surrounded by sports and education. from my parents love and support and through the competition and comarderie that sports provide among many other positive aspects, i have been molded into the man you see before you. more recently i have become a more open book and will field any inquiries with trepidation, but will give an honest answer and it will probably be filled with sexual innuendo at all costs(who doesn't like to feel shock or laughter by something naughty). some of my current interests and passions to soon fulfill are getting decks to finally learn how to spin, blend, mash and just rock the party for me myself and i. anyone else is glad to join this one man band, but i'm just looking for an engrossing hobby to take my mind off things and to make new friends through music and go crate diggin. another is massage therapy which if it goes well, i'd like to go into sports massage because of my extensive background. just to make things clear, massages DON'T have to be sexual by any means, it is holistic medicine which i believe in greatly and am interested in learning more about. now that doesn't mean i don't give "happy endings", but that's just bad for business if i do this professionally. another area of interest through the convincing of a close homie is working for planned parenthood and traveling from school to school to speak about safe sex, gender rights, gay and lesbians, etc. I worked in Japan teaching English the past two years and I didn't set up any punishments for my junior high kids, even though they were shockingly inappropriate and openly sexual towards me. When's the last time a 13 year old boy asked you how "big" you are and then tried to grab you. Stemming from those funny ass moments I have come up with a punishment so severe and cruel that if I do get hired, my classes will be the most well behaved and hopefully the most fun. So here it is, anyone who acts up will have to go to the front of the class, put a condom in their mouth and place it over the biggest dildo I am allowed to bring to class. Guys and girls alike will "respect my authority" like Cartman. That's me in a nutshell, IM me at bchilln35 if you can think of a worse punishment, I'm open to ideas. One Love.