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Steve

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born in a crossfire hurricane. Within 2 years, I developed into a child prodigy and defeated 18 Russian masters at chess. After swimming around the world at age 5, I trained in the far east as an assasssin and became a reknowned sqash sculptor. After many more adventures, I have settled in the non-assuming role of mid-20's white guy. Don't let the exterior fool you. Prince among men, sex-symbol, and child t.v. heartthrob.... the adventure continues.......

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You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You?

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My Interests

Rock n' roll, drinking, smoking, reading, swimming, anything outdoors, sports, music, movies, poetry, sex... whatever. I'm a renaissance man.

I'd like to meet:

Honest people who don't fucking suck.

Music:

Interpol, the Supermen, Final Theory, Coldplay, The Descendents, All, Weezer, The Jam, The Bureau, Aces and Eights, Motorhead, Danzig, Jane's Addiction, Superchunk, Coheed and Cambria, Paul Weller, The Rolling Stones, Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Coltrane, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Blind Melon, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, the Smiths and Morrissey, Fiona Apple, Reverend Horton Heat, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Sublime, Ozomatli, Death on Wednesday, Alkaline Trio, G. Love, the Gorillaz, deftones, Strung Out, Swinging Utters, Junior Brown, the Killers, the Editors, Okkervil River, Lucero and many more

Movies:

The Thing, American Beauty, True Romance, any Kurosawa movie, Godfather 1 and 2, Something About Mary, Animal House, City of Lost Children, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, any and every Tarantino movie especially KILL BILL!, cheesy kung-fu movies, samurai movies and horror movies, good kung-fu movies, samurai movies and horror movies, The Lord of the Rings movies, the Spiderman movies, pretty much any comic book movie, Cemetary Man, all zombie movies, The Green Mile, Stand by Me, Shawshank Redemption, Seven, The Usual Suspects, Garden State and The Graduate, Braveheart, Revenge of the Nerds, Hero, The Matrix movies, Vertigo, Psycho, pretty much any Hitchcock movie, the Ring and most other Japanese horror movies, Akira, Wicked City, The Unforgiven, Legend, the Princess Bride, the Harry Potter movies, most Kevin Smith movies, Donnie Darko, Buffalo 66, Tromeo and Juliet and anything else i forgot that doesn't suck

Television:

Uh... tv sucks! Most of it anyway: Smallville, Family Guy, Simpsons, King of Queens, and pretty much any stupid sit-com that's syndicated and on late night regular tv, Deadwood and Carnivale. HEROES IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW ON TV EVER!

Books:

anything by Clive Barker, the song of ice and fire books by George R.R. Martin ( the best shit I've ever read!!!!), Stephen King's early books and the Gunslinger series, any splatterpunk horror especially David Schow, Joe Landsdale, John Skipp and Craig Spector, the fantasy books of Terry Brooks, the Harry Potter books, the Golden Compass series, The Lord of the Rings, The Count of Monte Cristo, Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, A Wild Sheep Chase, The Fountainhead, Below the Salt, The Martian Chronicles, Dracula, Frankenstein, Story of My Life, most anything by Haruki Murakami, His Dark Materials trilogy, Robert Jordan, e.e. cummings, shakespeare, and some other poetry. I will read pretty much anything once. Don't really like non-fiction, but i might read it. If you know something good, recommend it to me. If I like it, I'll love you forever!

Heroes:

The Count of Monte Cristo

My Blog

Darby Kinder 1996-2007

Darby Kinder passed on April 17 , 2007. Darby was a loving male otterhound who was with my family for 11 years. We raised him from a cute little puppy to a big, hairy, loveable galloot. He loved well,...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

Nothing's Sacred

I know nothing's sacred, cause I've seen it all sold From a child's free laughter, to a mother's sweet love So I guess I'll be moving on down the line Cause this here world has left me behind &nb...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

Smack me please!

"Someone should smack me in the face for what I'm thinking again. Everytime I lock the door, she finds her way back in." I wrote those words years ago, and they apply just as easily today as they did...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:05:00 PST

Fuck Yeah

Cardinals are the 2006 MLB National League champions!!!! World Series here we fucking come. Look out Detroit!
Posted by Steve on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

Bitten in the ass!

The other day I got bit in the ass by a 150 pound Rottweiler. (When I say ass, it was actually right below my ass, but ass is more dramatic.) There was no provocation, thank you very fucking much, but...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:18:00 PST

On the right side of the bed

The room across the hall is empty There's nothing to fill the space where your stuff used to be This shrine to what there was before now The lights burned out and the darkness suits you, my goddess, ...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Haiku of Boredom at Work

The hands creep backward. Time must be constipated. Is it Friday yet?
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST