It was never easy for me, I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' on the south side of St. Louis. And, one day, I hope to find what my special purpose is for...
I like to smoke and drink and eat. I don't like bleu cheese or lima beans (that's it, I think). I'm addicted to caffeine. I shit three times a day, like some kind of machine that turns food into feces. I don't drive, but I have a car that sits in a garage 'cause I decided I'm not responsible enough to have a car and have to wait 'till I'm a grownup. I really enjoy playing music and reading. I have the ability to play video games for amazing amounts of time. I find offending or shocking others to be hilarious, until someones feelings get hurt. Then, I feel like an asshole for 5 min. Also, I'm a huge nerd. Only those close to me know the true stygian depths of said nerdness. But, they're not allowed to talk about it when girls are around, especially in bars or at shows... Maybe I'll add more to this later, as I have grown bored.Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?
Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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