I'm a dork. I love dark chocolate. I'm a vegetarian. I hate hard rock. I like to be by myself and pretend I'm in a music video. I wish I had a horse. I hate it when people sneak up on me and scare me. I'm often humming to myself and not listening to you. I love to dance infront of the mirror. I had a goldfish named Carl that died. When people break promises, it hurts my feelings. I laugh at people when they fall down, (but only after I make sure they're not hurt.) I like to talk in funny voices. I don't understand scientology. I love when the leaves change colour. Buy me a coloring book and I'll love you forever. I hate those big beatles with the rhinoserous horns. I had a pony once named 'Dr. Smith'. I like spiders. I cry at sad commercials. I prefer friendships with animals over humans. I paint pictures that start out as one thing and turn into something else. I don't like OJ pulp. I think Liv Tyler is pretty. I secretly listen to "baby one more time". I wish I had brown eyes. I play guitar. I think the "80's punk" people in williamsburg are really cool. I like operas. I'm possibly the most ticklish person on the face of the planet. I love wild flowers from the market. I belong to the whole NYC artistic cliche', but whatever...........................I admit it, sucka.